Funny Signs

[pardohanon]

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones,at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's Office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon:
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels."
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip.Call your plumber."
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At the tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us on your next blowout."
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At the Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and leg.We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck
"Let's us remove your shorts."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push.Push.Push."
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At an Optometrist Offiice:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome!Dog food is expensive."
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At the Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet--mis a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment nesscesary.We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes.Sit!Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However,if you don't,you will be."
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In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully,We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign an a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[rockford_fosgate09]

nakabasa nako ani bro sa email .. ty share lang

[iamcreamier]

nyahahaha...