Funny Definitions

[riansuzini]

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Beauty Parlor:
A place where women curl up and dye

Cannibal:
Someone who is fed up with people

Dust:
Mud with the juice squeezed out

Egotist:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation

Gossip:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage

Handkerchief:
Cold storage

Inflation:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper

Raisin:
Grape with a sunburn

Tomorrow:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today

Mosquito:
An insect that makes you like flies better

Yawn:
An honest opinion openly expressed

Secret:
Something you tell to one person at a time

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[immersiondepth]

How about these:

Deposit - ang gripo (da faucet)
Deduct - ang pato (da duck)

so far, mao pa ni akong na-research....hehehe

[totoyjeepney]

TOILET - Ang current favorite ni movie ni Manny Pacquiao about vampires..

LOL, nice definitions, guys..