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    Question Married @ 80


    Our local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady
    because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time.

    The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what
    it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new
    husband's occupation.

    "He's a funeral director," she answered.

    "Interesting," the newsman thought. He then asked her if she
    wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

    She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all
    those years.
    After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered
    proudly, explaining that she'd first married a banker when she
    was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's,
    later on a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's, a
    funeral director.

    The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why
    she had married four men with such diverse careers.

    She smiled and explained: "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

  2. #2
    bright nga bae, maru....hahahaha

  3. #3
    wwwahhhh... i lab it...

  4. #4
    hahaha,, nice one....

  5. #5
    kalingaw

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    toinks, kamaro...ready to go na jud d i

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    sakto ci manang sigurista jud he he he

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    maka mao jud ni si manang dah, hehehe

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    go ahead lola cool

  10. #10
    nice strategy.. hahaha

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