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    Default An escaped convict in antipolo city


    Found this from yehey.com:

    A man escapes from a prison Surprisewhere he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house in Antipolo City to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a terrified couple in bed. The man, Vik in his mid 50s, and the woman , <about the same age>. Her name is Inday, the lavandera. He orders Vik to lie still while he ties him to the bed. While tying Vik's partner's hands behind her, the convict pulls her close, kisses her neck and nibbles at her ear. He then leaves and goes into the kubeta.

    While the escapee is gone, Vik whispers over to his gerpren Inday, "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in Munti and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain... Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much it sickens you. CryingIf he gets angry, he could kill us both. Be strong Mahal. I love you!"

    Inday whispers a response, "Manong Vik, he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's bakla, thinks you're cute,Roll Eyes and asked if we had any Vaseline.Stick out tongue I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong swithart. Wilted flowerI love you, too!"

  2. #2
    wala man naka comment ani oi...hehehe

  3. #3
    good one.. hahaha... ahak bya ani...

  4. #4
    I've read it sometime b4 sa FHM.
    nice one, though.

  5. #5
    waheheheh! luoya sa amo woi

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    louy mulang...bwahahaha

  7. #7
    bwahahahahahahhahaha...

    atol ani ui...

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