Lawyer's donation

[rockrhyan1982]

The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer was sent to solicit his donation.

"Sir, you have a successful law practice. You must be worth millions. Surely you could give back a little to your community through The United Way."

The lawyer said, "First, are you aware that my mother is dying from a long, painful illness? And that she has medical bills far beyond her ability to pay?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Uh, no."

"Second, did you know my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind, confined to a wheelchair, and unable to support his wife and six children?"

The stricken United Way rep mumbled another, "Uh, no."

"Third, do you realize that my sister's husband died in a dreadful traffic accident leaving her penniless, with a huge mortgage and three young children?"

The United Way rep was humiliated. "No, sir. I had no idea."

The lawyer concluded, "Well, then. If I don't give any money to them, why do you think I'd give any to you?!"

[box2joe]

hehehe... kalaug sad sa animal oi!

[sweet_freak]

sakto sad baya..hahaha

[darkdruid]

lolz. pero most lawyers are liars man dyud. truth behind their words are always money... money... money...

only a few lawyers are considered to be good and generous...

hhhmmmnn.. kuyawa ani ma kasuhan ko. hahahaha.

[nadine eidloth]

hiluan ni nako kung masilingan ko ni

[laagan_si_organizer]

ka-ahak sad oie..dalo!!magabaan jud ni xa nga lawyer ai!!

[-shinobi-]

anang jud ng lawyers.

[cencio]

we're not oblige to feed others... if we do so, it's our discretion

[silent-kill]

hahahaha salbahisa pud sa lawyer oi

[redpenguin]

ouch, ka harsh.