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Manners
During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher asked her
students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a
prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to
the bathroom, what would you say to her? "
Mike replied, "Back in a minute, luv, I'm off to have a piss."
"That would be very rude and improper on your part!" replied the
teacher, somewhat shocked.
David answered with, "I'm sorry, but I need to go to the toilet.
I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher said, "That's much better. But using the word "toilet"
during a meal, is considered in bad taste."
Little Johnny answered next. "My dear, please excuse me for a
moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I
hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner. "
The teacher passed out.
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Susie's Period
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time
in her life. Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat
frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny.
She explained to him what was going on, but he didn't quite
underestand. So Little Susie dropped her panties and showed
Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he
said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped
your balls off!"
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Double Barrelled
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud
farts, so his teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why
he exhibited such offensive behavior, Little Johnny said, "I do it because I
can do it better than anybody, and I'm very proud of that fact."
The teacher said, "If I show you I can do it better than you, will you stop?"
Little Johnny agreed and the teacher placed two pieces of paper on the floor
with identical piles of chalk dust on each one.
Johnny dropped his pants, squatted down, farted and blew all but a tiny little
speck of dust off the paper.
The teacher dropped her panties, lifted her skirt, squatted down and farted.
When she was done, there wasn't a trace of chalk dust left on the paper.
Johnny was astonished and asked if he could see her do it again. She was
willing and as she repeated the process, Johnny peeked up underneath her skirt.
"No wonder you won!" he exclaimed indignantly, "you've got a Double-Barrel!"
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