A lady patient went to the doctor for a general check-up.
lady patient: Doc, pa general check up ko
Doc: cge mam, anhi lang sulod sa patient room, then paghubo lang tanan
lady patient: huh? mao ba doc?
Doc: ok ra na mam, dont worry, its just a general check up
lady patient: ok Doc, i trust u, so where mani nako i hay-hay ako panty doc?
Doc: Ah, dinha lang tapad sako brief.