The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!
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A man is dying of cancer. His son asks: "Dad why you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS??".
He answer: "so that when I die, no one will dare touch your mom."
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YESTERDAY NEWS: A nun jogging in the park was raped.

TODAY'S NEWS: Hundreds of nuns are jogging in that park.
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Question: "Why is a waist called a waist?"
Answer: "because anything above the pussy and below the tits is considered a waste"
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A lady tells her Man: "I demand good manners in bed, just like at
the dinner table".
The man climbs into bed slowly and says: "Honey, would you please pass me your vagina?"
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Question: "what's the similarity between a good-looking, faithful,
rich husband who satisfies his wife sexually every night and Bin
Laden?"



"BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND"