A guy was walking beside a pond when a frog jumped
Out and told him that she was really a beautiful princess
And if he were to kiss her,
She would make him VERY happy!
He picked up the frog and put it into his pocket.
A few minutes later, the frog poked her head out and said,
"Didn't you hear me?!
I'm a beautiful princess and if you kiss me
I will stay with you and do ANYTHING you want!"
The guy took the frog out and said,
"Look, I understand what you are saying,
But I am a computer programmer and right now
I don't have time for a girlfriend,........
But a talking FROG is REALLY, REALLY COOL!"