Top 10 Reasons Why There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President

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By David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws and extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, a Mercedes Benz, a BMW (Big Mean Wife), and an MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with their fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - where will they put the picture of the Last Supper?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a pair of giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst" .

4. Secret Service staff will not be comfortable driving the presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase a karaoke machine for every ro om in the White House.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

AND THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN US PRESIDENT IS...

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

[peewee_toot]

hahahaha

nice 1 bro.

[crybaby_p]

grabe sad nila ka brutal oe.....totally true....what can we do....pinoy na gud nah....runs in the blood...

[Nammies]

hahahaha bitaw! pinoy ikaw ay pinoy~

[Ronn926]

true true true

[o0ace0o]

hahahaha mau gyud

[LanCe]

ahaka jud aning David Letterman!..damn bastard!hhahahahhahah

[she_babymo]

funny.. but true.. hayz..

[MasterNooB]

sikat ang pinoy dah! david na gud nah...hehehehe

[botzfernz]

mao...aprub....