Aint it the truth!

[silver]

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A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.

" how much do you weigh" she asks.

"115" she says.

the nurse puts her on the scale. it turns out weight is 140

the nurse ask, your height?

5 foot 8, she says.

the nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5'5".,
she then takes her blood presure and tells the woman it very high.

"off course it very high!" she screams. " when i came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat

[silver]

* The liquid inside the young coconut can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

* No piece of paper can be folded in half for more than (7) times....Go ahead... try it..

* You burn more calories sleeping than watching TV.

* The king of hearts is the only king without moustache.

* Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. (since Venus is normally
associated with women, what does it tells you?)'

* Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

* Pearls melts in vinegar

* The first owner of Malboro company died of lung cancer, so did the first "Malboro Man"

* It is possible tolead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs

* A duck's quack doesnt echo, and no one knows

And the best for last.................

* Turtles can breathe through thier butts. (and some people
are like that, dont you?)