The escaped convict

[rockrhyan1982]

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A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15
years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.
Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and
ties him to a chair.
While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets
on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:
"Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!
He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in
years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants s*x, don't resist,
don't complain.....do whatever he tells you.
Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is
obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.
Be strong, honey. I love you!"
His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was
whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're
cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. So be strong. I love you too honey.

[radiostar]

hahahahahaha
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[Ljane]

watch out ang husband

[vanz2008]

haha... brokbak d i sa escaped convict..

[rAnzter]

"kung ako ang husband mo utong nalang koh uy..." ahahaha

[master_s0n]

hahaha. paksit!

[Swordslave]

mao diay ang bana ang gigapus hehe

[g_em]

be strong ka dha... ikaw dapat ma strong! haha.. kala mo ha?!

[orcgod]

wihihihihihihihiiihiihihihihihihihi, lap-lapan sa unod si honey. e-atch ang kalalabasan sa nota!

[JSL]

very nice....