A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in KENTUCKY when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye...
It reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on....
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives
past a third sign saying:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive...
On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign
next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell .
The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, 'What may
we do for you my son?'
He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business.... ..'
'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding
passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door
and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers
the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go
through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through
the door pulling it shut behind him.
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing
another sign:
GO IN PEACE. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
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10-25-2011, 09:10 AM #1Lover and a Fighter
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Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
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11-01-2011, 06:42 PM #2C.I.A.
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
damn! haha
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11-01-2011, 07:17 PM #3Senior Member
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
oh yes! nice one!
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11-01-2011, 07:37 PM #4 Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
LOLs
that's how nuns screw men these days huh?
"People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
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11-01-2011, 08:36 PM #5C.I.A.
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
hahaha....tagam!
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11-01-2011, 08:48 PM #6Junior Member
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
hahahaha. nice!
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11-02-2011, 11:17 AM #7Junior Member
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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11-02-2011, 11:32 AM #8C.I.A.
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
hahah..he surely deserves it.,
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11-02-2011, 11:40 AM #9Elite Member
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
have read this before... made me giggle all over again...
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11-02-2011, 11:50 AM #10Senior Member
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Re: Holy Prostitutes (Catholic or not -this is funny)
mao nah... tagam hahaha
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