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    Default Bawal Ang Chinggam sa Singapore? Di-a ang Storya Kung Nganong Bawal!


    One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with
    the Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King.

    Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster shell?
    King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.
    Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and
    produce some prawn cracker.

    Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.

    Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?
    King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.
    Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some
    orange jam.

    Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on the
    plate and asked the King.

    Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?
    King : Oh, no. We just throw it away.
    Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send it
    to Thailand.

    Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee.

    King : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?
    Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.
    King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the
    factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to
    Singapore !!!
    Last edited by jaed121907; 03-01-2009 at 12:21 AM. Reason: too much smileys

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    di nako palit chinggam..

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    hahahaha ni baws lagi ang king.

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    mao d.ay... hahahaha.... weird btaw ilang country walay chinggam.

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    mao tingae nang frutos nga strawerry flavor sah.hahahaha

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    eeeewwww.. d nko palit ug chinggam ui

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    wahahaha.di nako mokaon ug chewing gum

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    hahaha...d nko mo kaon chewing gum..

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    basaha lang ang ingredients before mo kaon kung naa ba condom flavor........hehehe.

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    Naa may Filipino Version ani.
    Basin Singaporean ang garevise ani nga joke )

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