Megan Fox Says She Wants Salma Hayek's Chest
Megan Fox thinks she's ugly.
"I'm so painfully insecure I'm on the verge of vomiting right now," the "Transformers" star told E! news on the red carpet at the Golden Globes on Sunday.
And while GQ did name her one of its "Men of the Year" in 2008, hearing the stunning Fox, 22, call herself a member of the opposite *** still sounded strange.
"I'm a tranny," she insisted. "I'm a man."
Her body ideal? Apparently its Salma Hayek. As the star walked by, Megan's eyes followed.
"I really want her boobs," Fox said. "Those are the most amazing boobs."
Click for photos of Salma Hayek at the Golden Globes.
Fox was attending the star-studded affair alone, as her fiance Brian Austin Green decided not to attend so he could stay home and "work on his music."
"He doesn't want to be my date," she explained. "He's a man. He has an ego."
But so is ... she?
Now we're confused.
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LOS ANGELES, CA - The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday’s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.
When interviewed on the red carpet, she said “I look like Alan Alda in drag. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.
However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she’s really a man.
Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women’s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ‘cure’ him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.
By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ‘Megan Fox’. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.
As a sweet 16 present, Fox’s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child’s career, they’d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.
Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.
Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek’s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox’s chest.
The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.
Source:
FOXNews.com - Megan Fox Says She Wants Salma Hayek's Chest - Celebrity Gossip | Entertainment News | Arts And Entertainment
MEGAN FOX IS A MAN!|Weekly World News
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