A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest "Bless
me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last
night."
The priest is silent for a moment, then says, "Go home and cut seven
lemonsin half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp."
"And I'll be forgiven?" asks the man.
"No," replies the priest, "but it will wipe that smirk off your face."
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06-09-2005, 02:02 PM #1Elite Member
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BLESS ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED...
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06-11-2005, 03:23 AM #2C.I.A.
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BLESS ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED...
sounds advice hahaha!... that will do for sure.
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04-23-2009, 07:52 AM #3Junior Member
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hehehehe....repent for real!
instead show some crocodile tears....
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04-23-2009, 08:51 AM #4C.I.A.
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sori father, its hard to take this
off my face
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