CONFUSING ENGLISH<--- just found this in my old college notebook

[ashton21]

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CONFUSING ENGLISH.
>1.If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

>2Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

>3If olive oil comes from olives, where does! baby oil come
>from?

>4.If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people
>from Holland called Holes?

>5Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

>6.Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

>7.If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to
>make terrible?

>8.Why is it called building when it is already built?

>9.If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

>10.If you're not supposed to drink and drive,
>then why do bars have parking lots?

>11.If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several
>times,does he become??disoriented?

>12.?If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
>Human

>13.?If working hours are meant for working, then why are you
>reading this!!!

[jewel_anne10]

----->>> hehe... nakakalito nga...

[mets]

livogah ani oi! hehe

[Alel]

Hehehe! Nice!

Thanks for sharing Ashton21...

[rgshockz]

hehehe... libog gamay... nice one!

[Carla03]

Confusing English ----> that's the beauty of the language hehehe

[menderouv]

sakpan ang last part.hehe

[templarz]

If stupid persons are to be named, hehehehehehe, wag na lang!

[emonexxz001]

hahahaha nice libog da...

[boylaang]

CONFUSING ENGLISH.

>13.?If working hours are meant for working, then why are you
>reading this!!!

y nagstart man sad aka ani