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    Default Pick UP Lines..


    Sana anino mu na lang ako....



    Para kahit saan kasama mu ako.....


    HAHHAH!!

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    Boy Pickup: Hindi ikaw yung taong tipong sinasaktan
    Girl: Bakit?
    Boy Pickup: Dahil matamis ang Champorado!

    BPU: Yelo ka ba?
    NENENG B. : bakit?
    BPU: kasi namatay ung ilaw.

    BPU: Sana Umulan Bukas..
    Neneng Bakit: Bakit?
    BPU: Kasi Mahirap magbalat ng kamatis !

    BOY PICKUP VS. VICE GANDA )
    BPU: Chikss Kba?
    VG: ay hinde, tao ako teh? gwin b nmn akong sisiw.
    BPU: kaya pala maulan ngayon.
    VG: anu connect teh?
    BPU: ung iba wala ng makain.
    VG: may sayad? may sayad
    BPU: buti nalang may ballpen ako.
    VG: tse!! makaalis na nga! like nalang.!

    boy pick-up-=dumbell ka ba ?
    GIRL-BKT?
    BOY PICK-UP-kasi mahal parking!

    Boy Pick Up: Unan ka ba??
    Girl: Bakit
    Boy Pick Up: Kasi mainit ang gatas

    Boy Pick Up: Kilala mo ba si Manny Pacquio (sorry kung mali ung spelling)
    Girl: Hindi' ikaw
    Boy Pick Up: Hindi rin


    boy:bagay tau!!
    girl:bakit??
    boy:kac ang lighter pag binato mo sa pader sumasabog!!

    boy:lupang hinirang kaba?
    girl:indi,bkit?
    boy:kc pag naririnig ko yun napapatigil ako at napapahawak sa puso ko

    BOYaaralan ka ba?
    GIRL:bakit?
    BOY:kase gus2 sana kita pag aralan eh (TAHAHAHAHA)

    Boy pick up:san ulap ka na lang
    gurl;bkt
    boy pick upara lagi-lagi kita nakikita

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    wala ko nalipay sa imong pick up lines brad. kani nalang..


    guy: email ka ba?
    girl: bakit?
    guy: gusto ko kasing ma aattach sayo.

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    ^
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    ^
    haha maldita

  5. #5

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    i like your legs...... what time do they open nyakekekekekeke! hahaha

  6. #6

    Default Re: Pick UP Lines..

    Hindi lahat ng nakatingin sayo ay crush ka.
    Malay mo gna usog ka nila..

  7. #7

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    wala akong paki kung TAKEN kana, tatanggalin ko ang T, aken kana.

  8. #8

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    Bahalag magkalibang basta ako^ ka lang!

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    BPU: Kotse kaba?

    Sam: Bakit?

    BPU: Kasi ang english ng kotse ay CAR!

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    ikaw ba c Bonifacio? cause I wanna Andres you.

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