Truth about MEN...matud pa ni EpoyKing....

[Bigfoot Oracle]

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The Truth about Men [from a guy's point of view]

1. Ma-L.
All men have *** in their minds. It's a universal truth. But to tell
you frankly girls, it's not really our fault. God made us with high testosterone levels and our genes command us to act this way. If this isn't our natural tendency, then how would the human race procreate?
It's a man's nature to be "ma-l" kaya wag niyo kaming sisisihin kung madalas kami humingi ng ***. Its our balls that command us, and not our brains.

2. Liars.
Dont ask me questions and I won't tell you lies. This is true, you
know. Meron kasing mga bagay na hindi namin kayang I-share sa mga gf/asawa namin kaya nakakapagsinungaling kami, kasi pinipilit kaming sumagot sa mga bagay na ayaw naming sagutin. We try to hide things and if we cant hide it anymore, we lie. This tactic is perfected thru time kaya iyung ibang guys eh medyo natural na sa kanila ang mag-lie. Remember, we value our privacy and would rather lie than sacrifice losing it.

3. I'm the MAN!
We must have this feeling that we are in control. Ayaw naming me
kumander kami, iyung me nag-cocommand sa amin. (We are open to suggestions, though). And one more thing... if we say that we are not lost, We are not lost! Trust us. Don't you know that us guys eventually find our way. Girls really don't realize this but we hate it when our egos are bruised. RESPECT your man. Women take this thing for granted. Alam nyo, pag paulit-ulit nagawa ito ng babae, naghahanap kami ng ibang babae. Why? 'Cause this is the easiest way for us to boost our egos again.

4. Buddy.
We stick with our friends. We must have time with our buddies you
know? Its not everyday that only the gf/wife gets our time. We always have the need to do those "boys night out" stuff. The feeling is different when you are with your buddies and when you are with your gf/wife. Babalik rin naman kami sa inyo e. Sigurado yan. Pag hindi kami bumalik...may mali kayo sa # 3.

5. Quiet.
Sometimes, we are just plain quiet. This scenario happens all the
time: GF/wife asks the bf/husband why he is quiet, the bf/husband says
"nothing", then the gf/wife insists there's something wrong, when
there is really not. Tapos, away na. Actually girls, we are not as chatty as
you are, even with our buddies. Do you notice that we sometimes just nod
at each other and still understand each other? We like being quiet
sometimes. That's just it.


<-------Oracle says---Men Today are Rarely authenticated to be real men...

[zebu]

afraid of commitment and getting married...

[Bigfoot Oracle]

afraid of commitment and getting married...

hmmm..and his gf's pregnancy...wuttah coward chicken!!

[tikboy]

OT: Ataya jud aning epoy uy gi pa post man jud...

[Bigfoot Oracle]

OT: Ataya jud aning epoy uy gi pa post man jud...

actually i got that post from cit.edu sa char.com nga thread...

epoyking=emote king pud baya..hehehe..dugay na kaau na niya nga post..Ist sem pa man siguro na kadtong 4th yr college ko..

[bengerboy]

nice to know those thing's

[tikboy]

OT: Ataya jud aning epoy uy gi pa post man jud...

actually i got that post from cit.edu sa char.com nga thread...

epoyking=emote king pud baya..hehehe..dugay na kaau na niya nga post..Ist sem pa man siguro na kadtong 4th yr college ko..

hmm mao bah.... hahaha... memeber man sad guro na sya diri... ambot la naman siya post2x...

[blade101]

comments:

1) Not ALL the time, most of the time siguro!!
hehehehehehe

2) True true.

3) Well, not all men are control freaks. But most do have egos too huge for comfort.

4) Hmph! no comment!

5)Sakto sad!!

[Witherwind]

i could say that your partly right..
1.)there are times but we learn on how to control it diba...
2.)naay times na oo tinuod na pero ako as much as possible dili ko mu keep ug secrets ni d'treville kay naman ko trust niya...
3.)bitaw,dili nako ganahan na underun ko pero dili mansad inana si d'treville..
4.)depende,ako masganahan manko mu spend ug time nako sa akung gf...
5.)oo,thats true...

[dtreville]

i could say that your partly right..
1.)there are times but we learn on how to control it diba...
2.)naay times na oo tinuod na pero ako as much as possible dili ko mu keep ug secrets ni d'treville kay naman ko trust niya...
3.)bitaw,dili nako ganahan na underun ko pero dili mansad inana si d'treville..
4.)depende,ako masganahan manko mu spend ug time nako sa akung gf...
5.)oo,thats true...

bitaw pero when it comes to sa number one dili manka hangul ana,mau gani love tika kaayo coz g respect judko nimu......