Men Versus Women

[tikboy]

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ON RELATIONSHIPS:

When a relationship ends, a woman cries till her tear ducts run dry, yaks on and on to her gfs,writes a poem, listens to sad music, raids the shops at Megamall and goes on a full beauty make-over, all these in a month or less. Then she goes on with her life.

A man only reacts from 6 months to a year after the break-up. This is the 3 a.m. drunken call he makes to his ex: "I hate you, you ruined my life...
Uh, baka pwede pa tayo?"

ON MATURITY:

Women take to maturity faster and earlier. A 16-year-old female can effectively care for an infant.

A 16-year-old male can make the family dog drink Tanduay. That's why high school romances rarely work out.

ON PHONE ATTITUDE:

A man uses the phone only if he has something specific to say: "Pare basket tayo bukas. Gym 8 sharp. Bye." He delivers a short telegraphic message and hangs up after 6 minutes.

A woman doesn't need a particular reason to call a friend. She can visit her gal pal for a week and upon returning home, call the same friend and chat for three hours!

ON HANDWRITING:

Men's chicken-scratch handwriting gives us a headache.

Women's letters give men migraine: she uses scented and colored stationeries and dot her i's with circles and hearts. She writes to DUMP him and puts a smiley face of a sunflower at the end of the letter.

ON DIRECTIONS:

When a female driver gets lost, she stops at a gas station and asks for directions.

A male driver simply won't, even if a littlevoice inside his head is going, "May makakakita pa kaya sa atin ng buhay?" He'll drive around for two hours, trying to figure a way out!

ON PHOTOGRAPHY:

Men take photography very seriously. They shell out thousands of pesos for state-of-the-art cameras and other equipments, build dark rooms and take photography classes.

Women buy Kodak instamatics... and end up taking better pix.

ON BOXING:

Observe a couple watching a boxing match on TV.
Dela Hoya knocks Chavez and the wife says, "Kawawa naman, ang sakit siguro."

Her husband groans, doubles over and actually feels the pain.

ON VANITY:

Men are vain. They check their reflection on mirrors every chance they get.

Women will check themselves out on shiny surface: mirrors, spoons, silver balloons, store windows, some guy's bald head.

ON TOYS:

Little girls love toys but outgrow them at age
11 or 12.

When little boys grow older, their! toys just get more expensive, not to mention SILLY and IMPRACTICAL - mini TVs, car phones, VIDEO GAMES!

ON DRESSING UP:

Women will dress up to go to the mall, beauty parlor or even the grocery store at the corner.

Men dress up for weddings.

ON HYGIENE:

A man has 6 items (toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shaving cream, soap, shampoo) in the bathroom.

A woman has 247, including such indispensable products as hypoallergenic eye cream, pore refining cleanser/toner/essence dramatically different and non-fragrance clarifying lotion #10 and apricot scrubs!!!

ON EATING OUT:

When eating out, men will each throw out largebills. No one has a smaller bill and some unlucky guy would end up paying just so they can get out.

When women dine out, as soon as the check arrives, out comes pocket calculators!!

ON TRAVEL:

If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack for 5 days worth of clothes and he will wear some things twice.

A woman will pack 21 changes of clothes coz she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.


ON RESTROOMS:

Men use restrooms for purely biological reasons.

Women see restrooms as social lounges.

Men in a restroom will not speak to each other.

Women who have never met before will leave a restroom giggling together like old friends.
And NEVER in the history of the world has a man excused himself from a restaurant by saying, "Pare, I got to pee. Samahan mo ako please?"

[Wilson]

zZZz.. huh?! ha.. ahh.. lagi.. i agree with you!

ngano man jud nga women go int the cr in groups??dugay pa jud kaau mahuman (most of them)..

[iolax]

add ko lang ha...

WOMEN'S COMPLEXITY

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...

..WOMEN!




clarex, naay mu-post ug men's complexity diri... hehehe.

[Ian]

men or women...
in the eyes of God... whoever he/she might be to you...

we are all equal.. no need to argue with me...
its a fact... we are all equal..

[r/brey]

yes we are all equal. we are all decaying organic matter as anyone else.

[Wilson]

we are all equal...

si paklay, si r/brey, si wanda, sexy23, chronnus bsan si werty..
hehe

[tikboy]

add ko lang ha...

WOMEN'S COMPLEXITY

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you don't, you are not a man
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying
If you don't, you are good for nothing
If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp
If you don't, you are not understanding
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring
If you don't, she accuses you of double-crossing
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
If you don't, you are a dull boy
If you are jealous, she says it's bad
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her
If you don't, she thinks you do not like her
If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way
If you visit another man, you're not putting in "quality time"
If she is visited by another woman, "oh it's natural, we are girls"
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics

If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction
If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring
If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk

In short:

So simple, yet so complex
So weak, yet so powerful
So confusing, yet so desirable
So damning, yet so wonderful...

..WOMEN!




clarex, naay mu-post ug men's complexity diri... hehehe.

yep2x mao jud...

[abat]

man vs monkey daw kuno

[The_Freak]

"women are Gods' greatest gift 2 men"... pwede pud....."women are Gods' curse 2 men"......hehehe.......

[sexy23]

kahibaw mu, bisag unsaon, ang gurl mashumot jud sa laki!! ..agree??