1. Don't tell us when you think other girls
are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials.
3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys,
don't expect us to dress like Victoria
Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much
spooning.
6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean
we have to S the D.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call =
Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call,
take the hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . .
but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. Putting things in our butt does not
turn us on.
11. Return favors: we massage, you
massage; we go down, you go down; we
shave, you shave (and not just your face).
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a
prerequisite.
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are
not.
14. Eye contact is key.
15. Don't take longer to get ready than
we do.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty,
honesty.
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies
are stalkers.
19. We never have to wonder if your
orgasm was real.
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your
sister that way? We didn't think so.
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer
the same way.
23. We will never have enough clothes or
shoes!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at
least once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where
we are . . . even at our house and getting
into the car.
26. We love surprises!
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with
an iron tongue.
28.Pay attention to the little things we
do, because they mean the most.
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs
sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties,
NEVER!
30. Clean your room before we come
over.
31. Always bursh your teeth before you
see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth
are a necessity.
32. When we use our teeth it means that
you suck at going down on us, so we are
just returning the favor.
33. Even though you are sometimes
insensitive and hurt us, we still love you
with everything we are.
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be
with you're best friend and he lasts for
hours.
35. Don't act hard around your friends
because I won't make you hard tonight.
36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate
form of fashion.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape,
we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but
crying more than we do in a movie just
isn't right.
40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama,
relationships are stressful enough.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to
forget birthdays.
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys
who know how to satisfy a woman.
43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs,
tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up
to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please
be self-aware.
46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on
the first ring doesn't mean she's not
waiting by the phone.
47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it
means a lot.
48. Don't say you love me if you don't
mean it.
49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.
50. When the girls get together, we talk
about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best
friends know everything about you.
50 things girls wish guys knew.. DAW...
Originally Posted by oliver_g0110
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