The Fugitive and the Vaseline... Joke time.. hehehe...

[panget23]

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THE FUGITIVE

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants ***, don't resist, don't complain, dowhatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong,honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he is gay,Â* thought that you are so cute, and asked me if we have any vaseline. I told him it is in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

:mrgreen:

[kenart]

hehehehe

[n0stALg|a]

hahahahahhahahahaha what a story!! paeta pod sa bana intawn... hehehe

[panget23]

joke....lng pow..

[Lind]

patay!hahaha