CaLLCenTeR BLooPeRs

[Meebo]

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after making a sale..

agent: anything else sir?

cust: can you send me a pic of a filipina in a bathing suit

agent: no

cust: (irate) i gave you a sale and you cant do this for me? gimme ur manager..

PATAY.. hahahahahahaha

[alucardxiiv]

nag t/s sa pc

(currently restarting cust pc)
cust : something's wrong with my pc laptop, it's not booting up the window!
agent : what's the display message mam?
cust : unable to boot
agent : unable to boot?
cust : ye, after that are (dots), i wonder why it says like this. it's unusual.
agent : i'm sorry about what happen to your laptop. but, il do my best to help you fixed it.
agent : i would like to know if there'a a floppy inside on our laptop?
cust : no, but there's intel inside!
agent : alright mam

[slyguy]

cx: you're so dumb
rep: PISTI KA!!!
cx: what did you sayX*
rep: PISTI KA!!! pis..pis..
PISTI ON THE LINE!!! (please stay on the line!!!)
cx: ic.. ok.. i'll hold

[kit_cebu]

cx: you're so dumb
rep: PISTI KA!!!
cx: what did you sayX*
rep: PISTI KA!!! pis..pis..
PISTI ON THE LINE!!! (please stay on the line!!!)
cx: ic.. ok.. i'll hold

hahahahah!!!!! grabe ni!!!! hahahahhahahah!!! pisti on da line... hahahahhaa

[kitloy]

nyahahahaha.. and i thought being a tech support would be much easier hahaha

now im having second thoughts .. hahahaha might as well be stuck here..

..

here's a blooper with my colleague.

agent:sir just place the antenna in the south facing the window..

..

[sassy_gurL]

a cust (Chinese) asking help how to connect to the internet using wireless

checked available networks: ERROR: No wireless networks were found in range

agent: sir, pls look for the wireless switch of your laptop
cust: where can i find that?
agent: check from F1 to F12 sir for the wireless icon
cust: no, no wireless icon
agent: how about above the keyboard sir? is there a button or switch with the wifi icon?
cust: no, no button here, nor switch
agent: how about on the left side of your laptop sir?
cust: no, nothing is there.

agent explained to the guest how the wireless icon looks like but cust still couldn't find it.

<agent already pissed off>

agent asked for the laptop brand and check on the web where the wireless switch is located

agent: Sir, are you sure there is no wireless switch or button on your laptop?
cust: no, sure there is no wireless switch

agent: how about on the left side sir?
cust: all i have is Start, My Computer, My Documents, etc. etc.
agent: and on the right side sir?
cust: nothing is there
agent: sir, look at your laptop sir, the keyboard with all those keys and evrything, not on your screen
cust: yes, yes, i am looking on my laptop but i dont have wireless switch
agent: kindly hold your laptop sir, hold it on both sides and turned it over. Maybe the switch is under the laptop
cust: no, nothing here

(agent couldn't hold on to his anger)

agent: Sir, bale on the left side, naay switch there that you can slide going up and going down, up and down. Pls check it on there sir ha coz in the internet it is showing here that it is on the left side of your laptop, left side of your keyboard, on your left hand.
understand sir?!?!?!?

cust: no it's not here.

(agent refuses to answer the cust)

after a minute of silence

cust: yes, it's here! it's here! i found it!! i found it!! thank u!! thank u!!! thank you for help.. i have the wireless network now and i am connected

agent: no problem sir. u may call us back if you need further assistance.. and i wud suggest that you buy a new laptop sir.
cust: thank u!! thank u!!

[justin08]

customer will send the unit for repair...
the agent will send the shipping instructions to the customer through email...

agent: okey, so we will ship you the shipping instructions through your email. may i have your email address please?

(it should be, we will send you the shipping instructions...)
hehehe

[coolnezz]

AGenT: is TheRe anYThinG else i can do FoR You?
CusTomeR: can You moan FoR me?

Hahaha mao na LaGi na bah..

oooohhh.... i should try this sometime... LOL!

[excon]

agent: hello, sir? are you still dead?

[Meebo]

customer: can you waive the late fee for me?

agent: no but i can wave my hand..


toooooinnnkkkksss