Best jokes ever..

[nikkonymous]

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Joke.

Gahapon naligo ko.

kay ngano man?

kay di ko maligo karon.

[Unlicensed Dreamer]

Maligo ko karon?

Cge

Ayaw lang ui!

Ngano man?

kay manimaho ka

[bula1980]

TALL CHICK - every mans dream...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order, "That will be $9.40 please". The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
Over the next few weeks this becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly, the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62" Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"
"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.
"My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

[kwaknit]

"bungol nga anak"

nanay: anak, ingna c tatay nmu nga pasugdun nah ug panday.

"ky bungol lagi"

anak: tay, ingon c nanay pasugdun nkag tanday.
tatay: ingna nga unya nlang ig dayun katug.
anak: unya nlang daw nay ig dayun utog.

[onigz]

More more.... hahhhhhaahahaha

[v-heng]

wahahahahahhh...lingawa oi...green jokes! heheh

[zHun]

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly.

Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.

One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.

When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.

"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.

What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.

The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.

Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.

"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"

"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"

[Jacquiline Cubillas Gelig]

nice
joke

[Unlicensed Dreamer]

There was a farmer on the farm iha iha ohhhh ahhhhh ohhhh ahhhhh.

[zHun]

BF: labs muanha ko sa inyo, gimingaw na kaayo ko nimo.
GF: cge labs pag motor lang.
BF: cge bahalag kas gasolina.
GF: labs gidugo baya ko, just in case lang ba.
BF: aguy! naguba man d i ang motor labs. di gyud ko ka anha.
GF: pahatod lang gud sa imo amigo, pariha sa una ba.
BF: tua cya sa hospital, gupusil man cya.
GF: ahw! ayaw nalang, wa man d i ko gidugo.
BF: ahw, naka gawas naman d i cya. karun palang ihatod daw ko niya.
GF: cge labs, gidugo jud d i ko labs karun pako kabantay.
BF: pisti! Gipusil napud ako amigo uy..
whahahah