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Thread: Best jokes ever..
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04-02-2014, 09:23 AM #741
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04-02-2014, 02:30 PM #742C.I.A.
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Sad Story.
A biker stops at a pretty girl who's about to jump at the bridge.
Biker: miss! pls don't do that!
Girl: i will jump!
Biker: can you give me a final kiss before you jump?
she quietly accepted and gave him odd of a deepest kisses ever.
Biker: wow! that was the best kiss i ever had! so, why are you committing suicide?
Girl: because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl. by the way, I'm JunJun..
<b>SAD STORY</b> neh ayaw'g katawa!!
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04-02-2014, 02:34 PM #743Elite Member
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hasowlaaaaaa
Originally Posted by zHun
Sad Story.
A biker stops at a pretty girl who's about to jump at the bridge.
Biker: miss! pls don't do that!
Girl: i will jump!
Biker: can you give me a final kiss before you jump?
she quietly accepted and gave him odd of a deepest kisses ever.
Biker: wow! that was the best kiss i ever had! so, why are you committing suicide?
Girl: because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl. by the way, I'm JunJun..
<b>SAD STORY</b> neh ayaw'g katawa!!
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04-02-2014, 03:39 PM #744Junior Member
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*One day, Erap saw Cory reading a book on Logic...
Erap: Cory, mahirap ata yang binabasa mo?
Cory: Hindi, logic lang to, madali lang.
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Erap: Ano ba yang logic, di ko ata alam.
Cory: Ganito lang yan. May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Erap: Oo!
Cory: Kung may aquarium ka, edi mahilig ka sa isda?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: At kung mahilig ka sa isda, mahilig ka rin sa dagat?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa dagat, gusto mo sa beach?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: Kung mahilig ka go sa beach, mahilig ka sa seksing babaeng naka-bathing suit?
Erap: Oo naman.
Cory: Kung mahilig ka sa seksing babaeng naka-bathing suit, lalakeng-lalake ka?
Erap: Oo!
Cory: At kung lalakeng-lalake ka, edi macho ka?
Erap: Oo.
Cory: Kita mo na, ganyan lang ang Logic!
Erap: Okay pala yang logic na yan ah!
The next day, Erap saw Piolo P.
Erap: Piolo, subukan ko lang itong itinuro sa aking Logic ni Cory.
Piolo: Sige nga!
Erap: May aquarium ka ba sa bahay?
Piolo: Wala.
Erap: BAKLA KA NGA.
Toinkz... Ahahahaha...
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04-03-2014, 10:10 PM #745Junior Member
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juan: pedro, ngano ang mga tawo solod sa simbahan maghilom man jd?
pedro: ang2x kay mag pray man sila?
juan: mao ba? dili pd sila maglihok noh?
pedro: aw oh ana jd,, kay masabdan unya nila ang ilang tapad nga natog sa misa
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04-09-2014, 01:39 AM #746Elite Member
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04-09-2014, 11:12 AM #747C.I.A.
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hoooo! Grabe ako katawa ron... HAHAHA
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04-09-2014, 01:49 PM #748C.I.A.
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wahahahah...nalingaw jud ko!
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04-10-2014, 12:41 AM #749C.I.A.
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Babaye gidala ang bata sa doctor.
Doctor: Bibiron ni sya?
Babaye: Breastfeed doc.
(Gikumot sa doctor ang totoy sa babaye)
Doctor: Mao diay missis wa man diay gatas imong totoy.
Babaye: Yati ka dok! Yaya rako sa bata! Sa sunod, pangutana daan kinsay inahan di kay mag-unaČ kag pangomot og totoy!
HAHAHAHAHA...
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04-10-2014, 01:00 AM #750
^hehehe pasumangil ang doctor, gusto lang jud mokumot LOL
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