Call Center Bloopers

[cyareful]

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kini gi share sa ako kauban sa una..i dunno if na post na..33 ka pages ang e back read..dili lalim..

agent: may i know who's your provider?
female cus (sounds like african-american): JESUS! is my provider (high pitch)

hahaha...

[cyareful]

cust: may i speak with your supervisor?
agent: yes ma'am..pls stay on the line..

lingi2x xa ngita ug sup dawbe ky busy mn tanan..balik xa sa cust and gi usab iya tingong pretending to be the supervisor..

agent: hi this is mark, kevin's supervisor..how can I help? (awkward pause)
cust: ...i know you...kevin, give me your supervisor! (nabuking)
agent: yes ma'am, yes ma'am..(kara2x pangitag sup)

dah lagi! hahahaha

[raissah]

T-mobile man cguro ni?.....

hahaha klaro kaau.

[raissah]

during the first few days of call, bloopers are all over the work place..i worked at PS before and the most common and funny bloopers were..

1.ok thank you for calling cge bye
2. Im trying to pull up the rest of your records here, kanang , just a minute okay
3, or the rather simple " UNSA"...

4. Or when all the while you thought u pressed the mute button and u say somthing like sh*t, den d customer goes, what??

hahahahaha maka relate ko

[God'sWarfare]

I was wasted jud and duka kaayo nagtake ko ug calls. eventually, nakatulog jud ko. Nagstorya ang member gisapot na kaayo sa issue unya iya na kong gisiyaget-siyagetan then niingon ko "okay maam, let's go out" hahahahaha nakamata jud ko and naliki sa kaeexplain nganong niingon ko ato hahah DSAT

[Bakesiopao]

nakatulog sa call then naghagok...cge na og syaget ang customer

[jandz777]

while i was still new on the wire, actually that was our first live call after our training as agents. while i was still trying to familiarize the survey we are about to do. i overheard behind me one of my batchmates practicing his spiel, and goes "hello may name is allen and i'm calling in behalf of western research" his doing it like a million times. and so feeling over confident he went on to make his first live call. while waiting for the respondent to answer he kept mumbling "heelo my name is allen and i'm calling in behalf of western research" again ' hello my name is allen and i'm calling in behalf of western research" and again..."hello my name is allen and i'm calling in behalf of western res... HELLO, answered the respondent. startled the agent goes with a loud "HELLO MY NAME IS WESTERN REASEARCH.... LOL LOL LOL. hapit molugwa akong sip-on pagpinugong nga di lang ko kabahakhak. lol

[jandz777]

another blooper. a very loud agent asking his respondent his name
customer: my name is bob. and went on to say other things
agent: while waiting for his turn to talk he pushed the mute and goes: bob, bob, bob, bob. making sure he'd pronounce the name correctly then unmute and said
"ok bab how may i help you?" hehe lagotang bab uy

[jandz777]

agent trying to convince his respondent to take a survey: yeys ser... aha, aha... no ser no... aym amirikan... aym kolling pram chikogu... oh no ser aym amirikan ser aym koling pram chikogu... ser?, ser? ser? yo stel der?

[gericassie]

HAHAHA!! nice ani ui!

- well, at the end of every call, we would say, "Would there be anything else I can help You with?"

then goes my team mate.. ni.ask cya: Would there be anything else YOU can help me with?
- Liki lng ang americano! XD