Neil Armstrong, 1st man on the Moon, dead at 82

[treskwatrosingko]

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.. and that footprint will be etched up there for thousands of years. RIP Sir.

[emberjim]

Farewell, Sir Neil Armstrong.


Hoax Joke.
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut; however, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian nor American space programs. Over the years, many people have questioned him as to what the "Good luck, Mr. Gorsky" statement meant.

On July 5, in Tampa Bay, FL, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong. He finally responded.

It seems that Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Armstrong felt he could answer the question: "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with my brother in the backyard. He had hit a fly ball which landed in front of my neighbor's bedroom window. The neighbors were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral s3x Oral s3x you want? You'll get oral s3x when the kid next door walks on the moon!"

Now that's a story, Good luck Mr. Gorsky indeed. Armstrong was not really interested being the first man ever stepped in the moon but just like the other kid would want to know how Mr. Gorsky handle a bl*wjob at his age...nyehehehehehe..

[rodsky]

Neil's wish, burial at sea, has been granted.

Neil Armstrong to be buried at sea

-RODION

[EviLHigH]

R.I.P. sir armstrong........