mama: nak, unsa mani imong grado naa may puwa..
anak: nahutdan si maam og tenta ma..
mama: unya unsa mani nga naa may F..
anak: asus!..ayg karatul ma...pasabot ana Fasar...
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10-11-2013, 05:36 AM #561Senior Member
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10-13-2013, 06:46 PM #562C.I.A.
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(12 midnight.. BATA NANAUKTOK SA TINDAHAN)
BATA: (tok..tok..tok..) ayo!!. ayo.. ayo!! ayo!!
TINDERA: (nakamata) istorbo!! alas dose na!! nanirado nami!! namukaw pa jod...
unsa man diay imu dong?
BATA: uhhhmmm... naa muy asin??
TINDERA: oh.. naa...
BATA: aww... hehehe..
kami pod... cge babay!!! nyt-nyt!!
hahahaha
#ngipirt kaau ang bata... maayo dauban.. heheLast edited by maiden_asj; 10-14-2013 at 11:35 AM.
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10-14-2013, 11:38 AM #563C.I.A.
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CUTE LOVESTORY:
GIRL: gusto kita... gusto mo rin ba ako??
BOY: hindi
(tumakbo palayo si girl habang umiiyak.. hinabol ni boy..)
BOY: di mo pa nga tinatanung kung mahal ba kita..
GIRL: (napangiti) mahal mo ba ako?
BOY: hindi rin..
hahahaha
umod si girl...
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10-15-2013, 01:37 AM #564C.I.A.
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SA FUNERAL
Juan: Tara na dro, uli na ta!
Pedro: Mao pa gani pag abot nato mouli na dayon ta!?
Juan: Na lisod na kaayo madugay ta.. Basaha gud oh!
"REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED"
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10-15-2013, 06:11 AM #565C.I.A.
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ahaha mura mag gi ayog dunggab ang balatian ni inday
Originally Posted by maiden_asj
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10-17-2013, 09:57 PM #566
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ATTENTI0N!
naa daw active volcano sa chocolate hills sa cArmen, mubuto na daw, naglibug cla ug unxay mugawas.
Choco na gatas? O gatas na choco?
- HAHAHA tawa2 nalang ta ani pawagtang stress."People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
Julia Child
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10-17-2013, 10:03 PM #567Senior Member
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funeral homes
kulas: sir, tagpila man ang pacremate sir?..namatay man gud akong tiyo..
manager: 30k dong.
kulas: mahala diay sir oi..wa moy promo sir?..kinse mil ra man gud akong budget sir..
manager: aw, ok ra na dong...ihalf cook lng nato...
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10-19-2013, 11:20 AM #568Junior Member
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Originally Posted by maiden_asj
ga-nosebleed pod ko'g ginatawa!
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10-23-2013, 07:28 AM #569Junior Member
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im back...!!!!!!!!! me bago ako i hope mkatawa mo ani.
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Horror Story:
usa ka gabie, tricycle driver nkapasahero ug tigulang....
Driver: nay asa man ka dapit manaog?
Tigulang: ihunong rko sa dha sa dakong kahoy.
Driver: (nahadlok) nagpaspas ug drive...
sa hapit na muabot kalit nawala ang tigulang.
Pagka ugma nasakay npud ang tigulang...
Nahadlok napud ang driver ug ngpaspas ug drive.
Tigulang: dong paghinay-hinay na ky natagak raba ko gabie... ^_^
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10-25-2013, 10:58 PM #570Senior Member
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PEDRO : Oh Juan pasahan tika ug 2 nga load, arun maka reply ka ig text
nako kung asa na ka.
JUAN : Salamat sa Load.
PEDRO : Ni reply pa jud! Ayaw na kay dos rana!
JUAN : OK.
(hahaha! impas ang dos)
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