Relax ta bro (pakatawa osa)

[behemothharr]

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NABUNTIS

WIFE : Darling ngano nag hinuktok man ka?naa kay problema?
HUSBAND : Oo, Darling, daku kaayo...
WIFE : Unsa mana?i share pud nako kay kung unsa imong problema, problema pud baya nako kay bana gud tika.
HUSBAND : Nabuntisan man gud nato atong MAID unya kita ang amahan.....

[kidynamite]

ANAK: Tay, i know the TRUTH...
TATAY: oh, eto 1000 pesos!!! wag na wag mong babangitin sa nanay mo..
ANAK: ok toh ah!
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ANAK: nay, i know the truth..
... NANAY: ETO ANAK, 2000 PESOS! WAG MO LANG SABIHIN SA TATAY MO!
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ANAK: try ko kaya kay inday.
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ANAK: inday. i know the truth...
INDAY: SA WAKAS!! YAKAPIN MO KO ANAK!!!

[kidynamite]

Walang maputik at
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INUMAN ANG PUPUNTHAN D

[gcc4426]

SOSYAL NGA GIRL NANAOG SA BUS:

GIRL: Manong, paki-get my luggage over there. It's kinda bug-at man gud. Feel so hot na me and tired pa gyud. Ewww...

KONDOKTOR: Asa man dapit gibutang miss.

GIRL: There o.. Kanang sako!!!!

hilas2 kang nimala ka...sako ra d.i imong luggage. hahahaha

[kingkrop]

Sa confession Room
Pare ug Sexy nga babaye


Babaye:Pasay loa ko padre kay ako nakasala

Pare: Isugid imung mga sala day

Babaye: Kuan man gud padre, kung makadungog ko sa mga lalaki nga mamalikas, dli jud nako malikayan makig.S*X jud ko nila.

Pare: P*stiha gud day?AT*y lang..

[kingkrop]

sa confession room again (this time a killer ug ang Pare)

Pare: O dong, isugid imung mga sala

Lalaki: Buanga dre oi, dli jud nako malikayan nga kung ang tawo mutuo og ginoo,ako jud patyon.. ikaw dre?mutoo kag ginoo?

Pare: ay sus dong, ikaw jud.. char char ra man ning akoa!

[wire]

hilas2 kang nimala ka...sako ra d.i imong luggage. hahahaha

...Pero ang sulod sa sako brod kay mga ngilngig man sad nga mga butang...

...Mga kotse Ferrari, Lamborghini, dutch, Lex, mga sala set, mga 61" 3D SMART LED TV, House & Lot, mga Malls, etc.... hahahahaha! unsaon kaha na nuh

...toink!

[Ch2]

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.


When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one


Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.


St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'


The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.


The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.


She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.


The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'


The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!'

[Ch2]

Time for another
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and General Powell were walking together one day.

They came across a lantern and a genie popped out. “I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes total."

The Canadian said, “I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. I'm a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will someday be a farmer." So with a blink of the genies eye *POOF, the land was forever fertile.

Osama bin Laden says, “I want a wall completely surrounding Afghanistan so that no Infidels, Jews, or Americans can get in." Again with a blink of the genies eye *POOF, there was a wall around Afghanistan.

Powell asks, “I’m curious about this wall, please tell me more." "Well" says the genie, “the wall is about 15,000 feet high and 500 feet thick, it is practically impenetrable." So Powell says, “Fill it with water."

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more! hehe pero mangutana jud q bah, OT kaau.. ble! :P i'm so new here sa istorya, how would i know na naay nireply sa thread na aq gicommentan, like ug sa fb naay notifications so aha man pud dris istorya? nagbrowse2 q bcn mkasalagma wa man, cenxa na.. aq rani gibukmark para mkavisit jpun q ani na thread, tnx daan sa buotan na magreply haha