Life

[i_a_m_d_e_d_e]

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nyahahahah the best pud!

[kentabs]

bwahahahahaha!

[Khabz02]

very nice kaayo ang mag jokes... makawala sa problema

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mao jud..hahaha

[MR_Kennels]

got this from en email few months ago


Jack & Diane

They'd known each other since their school days
and had since become the best of friends. They
shared everything and anything and spent lots of
time together in and after school. But the
friendship never developed into anything deeper.

Diane kept a secret: her admiration and love for
Jack. She had her reasons for keeping it a
secret. FEAR. Fear of rejection... fear that he
might not feel the same... fear that he might not
want to be her best friend anymore... fear of
losing someone that she could always find comfort
in.

At least if she kept her feelings to herself she
would still be able to spend time with him... and
hopefully, he would be the one to tell her how He
felt towards her.

Time passed, and soon school was over.

Jack and Diane went separate ways. Jack
continued
his studies overseas, while Diane got herself a
job. They still kept in touch though... penned
letters, sent each other photographs, and mailed
each other gifts.

Diane longed for Jack to be back. She decided
that she would tell him her feelings once he got
back. And then out of the blue... the mails from
Jack stopped coming. Diane wrote to him, but
there was never a reply. Where was he? What
happened? Lots of questions ran through her
mind...

Two years passed and Diane was still hopeful that
Jack would come back... or at least send her a
note. And then her prayers were answered. One
mid-August day, she received a note from Jack. It
said:

Diane, I have a surprise for you. I'm flying
over. Meet me at the airport. My flight comes in
at 4pm on Saturday. I can't wait to see you again!
There's something I need to tell you, something
I've been keeping Inside all this time.

Love & Kisses, Jack

Diane's fingers shook as she read the note. Her
heart soared. Diane was thrilled. Love and
kisses... it meant a lot for a lady who had waited
so long for those words. She was ecstatic!

The day arrived, and Diane waited anxiously for
Jack. She had slipped into her best dress, and
did her best to look as pretty as she could. She
looked around... but Jack was nowhere in sight.
She waited and waited, wondering what she
would
say to Jack when he got there, what their meeting
would be like. Would there be love in his eyes?
Would there be longing, bred from years of
separation and hiding each others' feelings?

Oh, how she longed to see him! How she longed to
throw her arms around him and tell him she was a
fool to ever let him go without ever telling him
how she felt! And she was certain Jack felt it
too. There was always a Certain magic about them
when they were together.

Then a lady in a sexy, tight, blue dress
approached her. She had a very concerned look on
her face, "Hi! I'm Lynn, a friend of Jack are you
Diane?" she asked. Diane just nodded her head.

"I'm afraid I... I have bad news for you. Jack is
not coming... he won't be coming back anymore,"
said the lady, placing a hand on Diane's shoulder.

Diane shook her head in confusion. She felt her
heart constrict. What could possibly have
happened? Diane felt an overwhelming fear inside
her. Her hands turned cold. Her voice shook as
she asked:

"Where... where's Jack? What happened to him?
Please tell me..." Diane begged the lady...

The lady looked intently at Diane... and then she
gave Diane a nudge on The shoulder and said...

"HOY GAGA! IT'S ME, JACK... JACKILYN!! DI MO
VAH
AKO NAKILALA?! ANG GANDA-GANDA KO
NGAYON, DI
VAAAAH?! ECHUSERA KA NAMAN MASYADO
SISTER!
KAKALOKA KAH HUH!! TEKA, SANDALI... MEET
MY
'PAPA'!!"


Kawawang Diane, hindi lang nawasak ang puso...
inapak-apakan pa ng lintik na Jack, este Lynn pala!

O siya, ipasa mo na lang sa iba para makaganti
ka!!!!
he he he...

[MR_Kennels]

this one a few days ago

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be
the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the
other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-
year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the
sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag
is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst
plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

[cLowNanGeL]

hahahahaha

[noynoy]

more pls....

[HaRL]

more pls....

bro unsa mani imu kabantay njud ko pang senior member rani? nyahaha

[i_a_m_d_e_d_e]

http://www.learnenglish.org.uk/games...er-central.swf