side line opportunities for newly grads and unemployed

[drey dawn]

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asa nmn mga taw ui..gamay ra algi mu mg apil apilon? tawagi inyu mga kampon ui..haha..

[roderick_m]

Hehehe. Basin next week ani moingon na ang TS nakapalit na cya brand new car tungod sa UNO.hehe.

[drey dawn]

hala ui, grabe sad ng next week na..1st month pa bya ni naq..3 months from now sad ui..hehe

[drey dawn]

hui, 25 years old naq kadugay ra ah! 20 ui..which is 5 months from now ai..ai kabalaka pakapinan naqg pics..

[drey dawn]

ahahahah! hilas daw ko, *****ra man ka ui. close ta? murag feeling sad ka dah. haha

[roderick_m]

Lingaw2x sa ta, basa sa ta.hehehe.

Credit to the original poster CamYang: below is the link. Tan-awa nasupalpal lagi.

https://www.istorya.net/forums/genera...thread-44.html (All about UNO (a must read thread))

Ive never knew and heard bout uno it till now..just wanna share my experience this morning...i always park near jollibee or batchoy...ive always wondered why there are a lot of people in that place...
So niha buntag nagpa pedia mi sa ako baby sa diaz building did2 ghapon ko nagpark sa ako usual nga place..went to diaz building and waited for d doctor to arrive pero naka notice ko wla dada sa ako yaya ang babys book nabilin nya sa sakyanan so ako gkuha pag balik nako naka notice ko a group of people nag stambay sa sakyanan naay 2 ka lalaki ga sandig..then ive over heard them talking nga member cla sa uno and thy can buy whatever cars they want, he has an expedition, honda crv,d new toyota vios..and the other guy said he has the new honda civic,rav4, and the newly bought soriento...nahibong ko pag ngon nya soriento kay iya gi sandigan soriento..then d girl asked if mao ba na nga soriento iya gpalit na iya gdala and he said yes..kita daw na nya sa uno..if she joined uno daw makapalit daw cya og any car she want in less than 2 months paid full in cash like him daw he bought the soriento in 2 and 1/2 months paid full nya it cost 1.5M..i started laughing and he called my attention why i laughed daw i told him nga kuyaw kau iya gpangsulti..and he even insulted me ana daw na mga ihas og bogo d kbaw unsa iya pasabot d daw ko mag apil2x og ma minaw...i got pissed so i asked him if his sure if he owns the car and he said in an angry voice "O AKO NGANO MAN PAHATUD KA SA INYO? OR MAKIG DATE KA NAKO? APIL NLANG SA UNO MIGA PARA KAPALIT KA NGON ANI NGA SAKYANAN AND MA KWARTAHAN PUD KA AND MADAGDAGAN IMO KNOWLEDGE. ARON NINDOT KA TANAWON BEAUTY WID BRAINS PA" i just smiled and told him im not interested and told him to move away from where his leaning he told me they wont move coz he parked in dat spot so why wud he move...got pissed and got my key i unlocked my car which he claims his,started the engine...open my window wave at them and smiled..and said "UNO MY A** B*LLSH**!" then transferred to another parking lot...as i look at them their faces looked like they've seen a ghost...

Ive never experienced such an arrogant fool in my life..i didnt want to insult the poor guy but he went beyond his limits...to uno members yaw mo pangilad sulti lang mo sa tinuod naa man juy mo apil ninyo if d mo mangilad..RESPECT the person if d cla gnahn mo apil yaw insultoha kay kamo rman maowawan or madaot..yaw pud tawn mo pangangkon og dli inyo butang kay wa mo kbaw naa ra diay sa tabi2x ang tagiya nya nig abot maowawan lang mo...

[drey dawn]

when it comes to jokes, nka dungog nka anang "kung kinsa about ang joke, mas daghan pa xa nahibaw an nga joke about nya kysa sa uban"?
example: jokes about priests..mas dghan pa daw nhibaw an ug priest jkes ang mismong priest more than anyone els..

ana sad na dri sa uno..kadungog nami ana ui..lulz..wai bag-ong joke ngara?? haha..its funnier the first tym i heard it in d orientation,.ahaha! tawaa naq sa "gpangsulti" sa babaye ui..hahahaha! kuwang pa gni na stoyaha..pero in fairness, tinuod jud diay ang gisulti ni upline ****** na diri daw mkt an..haha

[roderick_m]

when it comes to jokes, nka dungog nka anang "kung kinsa about ang joke, mas daghan pa xa nahibaw an nga joke about nya kysa sa uban"?
example: jokes about priests..mas dghan pa daw nhibaw an ug priest jkes ang mismong priest more than anyone els..

ana sad na dri sa uno..kadungog nami ana ui..lulz..wai bag-ong joke ngara?? haha..its funnier the first tym i heard it in d orientation,.ahaha! tawaa naq sa "gpangsulti" sa babaye ui..hahahaha! kuwang pa gni na stoyaha..pero in fairness, tinuod jud diay ang gisulti ni upline ****** na diri daw mkt an..haha

Hahaha. I believe palusot.com nalang nga joke ra to appease sa ila kauwaw. But if wala pa to masupalpal Im sure dili to nila e-take as a joke but ila barogan ila pangankon sa dili ilahang sakyanan. Kalusot pa diay.Bwahahaha.

[drey dawn]

ai pero kadungog nami ani lulz..besides, in uno naa mi routine..and thats not part of our routine..hahahahha! kuyawa mag himu2 ug storya manang ah..hahaha..kung mgpa orient ka sa uno like on monday? nya mubalik ka nig wed? aw, wa ui, ka memorize nka sa amu routine kai steps mana amo..impossible mani..pero kamo gud, tabangan ra btaw ko nnyu sooner or later..hahah,.nghuwat nmn gni ko ni amorsolox and his apil apilon gang mu comment ani..opportunity rba na mnglait kai mas m2o mo ani..ahahaha! excited na me hahahaha

[roderick_m]

ai pero kadungog nami ani lulz..besides, in uno naa mi routine..and thats not part of our routine..hahahahha! kuyawa mag himu2 ug storya manang ah..hahaha..kung mgpa orient ka sa uno like on monday? nya mubalik ka nig wed? aw, wa ui, ka memorize nka sa amu routine kai steps mana amo..impossible mani..pero kamo gud, tabangan ra btaw ko nnyu sooner or later..hahah,.nghuwat nmn gni ko ni amorsolox and his apil apilon gang mu comment ani..opportunity rba na mnglait kai mas m2o mo ani..ahahaha! excited na me hahahaha

Bwahaha. Im sure mas credible ang writer(camyang) compared sa imoha or sa mga mi-deny ani. Well, expected man na, somebody will deny kay gawas nga kauwawan ang nahitabo, conflict sad sa ila business opportunity kunohay.