Top Ten Reasons NOT to Date an Engineer

[moi_moi]

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na igo ko gamay dah..hehe

[*sludge*]

d man siguro na engineer ug characteristics..kung madungagan na ug 11.) alternate ang pag ligo.... aw scientist na gyud na

[makegamaru]

estoryaheee!

[BloGgerGurL]

i like engineers.

[ciokoy25]

rugged but educated. cheers to C.E!

[tikbooy]

mas nindot jd engineer nu i date

Reasons to date an engineer:
1. The world does not revolve around us. We choose the coordinate system.
2. No "couple" could enjoy a better "moment."
3. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4. We have significant figures.
5. EK 301: The motion of rigid bodies.
6. Projectile motion: Need we say more?
7. Engineers do it to specifications.
8. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, the forces are equal and opposite.
9. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
10. We know the right hand rule.

[freak_on_a_leash]

1. T-shirt and jeans are their formal dress. Hot dog and a six-pack is their seven-course meal.
2. The only social life known of is to post and talk on the net.
3. Flames like a monster and speaks like a pussycat.
4. Works from 6:30am to 7:30pm daily. No morning kisses and no evening walks.
5. No matter how hard you cry and how loud you yell, he just sits there calmly discussing your emotion in terms of mathematical logic.
6. Only listens to classic rock. Hates everything from Bach to Prince.
7. Touches his car more often than you.
8. Talks in acronyms.
9. Can't leave that damn pencil off his ear for a minute.
10. Will file a divorce if you call him in the middle of debugging.

I am an engr. but all on the list are not applicable to me

[my_hEaD_isBIG]

mas nindot jd engineer nu i date

Reasons to date an engineer:
1. The world does not revolve around us. We choose the coordinate system.
2. No "couple" could enjoy a better "moment."
3. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
4. We have significant figures.
5. EK 301: The motion of rigid bodies.
6. Projectile motion: Need we say more?
7. Engineers do it to specifications.
8. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, the forces are equal and opposite.
9. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
10. We know the right hand rule.

damn so right!

[2kELEVEN]

murag depende ra man guro jud na sa tao bro... naa man sad koi makit-an na engineering na choy2... hehehe.... not all engineers work 630-730... and they could still give kisses even how busy they are if they really want to show affection.. i dated and engineer once... he was sweet... basta naa ra jud na sa tao...

ako sad sis, daghan sab ko nakat-unan sako yayabs run..nindot ayo i uban 2x perme..hehe

[joop]

... and theologically speaking, most engineers are not haters so few are sinners

...loves to dig facedown

...though rugged but the most trusted

hmp proud one!