i made the loudest fart at school where everyone stops because of the massive sound and smell
i made the loudest fart at school where everyone stops because of the massive sound and smell
kung likangan daw ang ihi sa girl, kay di mabuntis :-/
kon nasamad ka den kusog ang dugo, buot pasabot ana ky taob (high tide) ang dagat.
*kung motudlo ka sa kakahoyan nya makatudlo daw ka ug dili ingun nato
dapat imu paakon imung tudlo otherwise maputol imung tudlo
*kung lakangan ka,kinahanglan balikan ug lakang otherwise di na ka motubo...
*kung alas 12 sa kagabhion kay mugawas ang mga momo...awooooo![]()
SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEFS THAT I STRONGLY BELIEVE WHEN I WAS A CHILD: (& maybe until now? LOLX)
Never cut nails at night.
Jump high during new years.
Don't cross paths with a black cat.
Friday the thirteenth is a scary day.
Of course, beware of broken mirrors.
Dreaming of a fallen tooth is bad luck.
Walking under a ladder is supposed to be bad luck.
Gifting a loved one with a handkerchief will make her cry.
Sweeping the floor at night with walis tingting is bad luck.
If you walk over someone while they're lying down, they won't grow taller.
Don’t pose or take pictures in three as the person in the middle will die first.
The moment you sneeze, the person around you will have to say “Bless you”.
Knock on wood 3 times if you say something positive so as not to jinx yourself.
Garlic hung in windows is effective in warding off witches, vampires and evil spirits.
Accidentally dropping a fork on the floor means a male visitor will drop by your house. A spoon means a female visitor.
When you dream of bad omen, talk/tell some1 right away in the morning so that it won't come true. OR do some rituals.
Last edited by joneil; 10-20-2012 at 01:41 PM.
I thought bitiki would grow up as crocodiles o_o
ang ako nadungog ani kay mugawas daw ang paring way ulo.
if maka tulon ka ug liso. mutubo ang liso sa mong tiyan. ok ra gd to ang santol ako tunlon. kay ok ra pd ko mutubo sa akong tiyan. hehehehe
kun ang babaye mag pa hikap sa iyang boobies. kay mao maka cause na mudako.
when i was a child i tot i was a king
that all Christmas gifts should be wrapped in a Christmas paper.sa dihang pag adto nako sa haus s akong ninang amd gpatan-aw ko under the Christmas tree asa ang ako,and wen i found it,nalain ko kay wala giwrap - it's a small handbag with goodies in it..kiddy me! lol
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