Call Center Bloopers

[ABBEY81]

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Agent: Hello ma'am. My name is Eric Johnson and I'm calling on behalf of Opinion Outpost. May I speak to the head of the household?

Respondent: WHAT!!?? YOU WANT TO SPEAK TO THE HEAD OF THE a*****e?!?!??

Agent: (not certain if what he heard was right...)... Uhh yes ma'am.. would that be you??

Respondent: <click>

Ayeeeee!!!!!!!!!

[KABAW]

acheche

[gill]

nag work ko sa pinaka init na call center sa kalibutan before, way klaro benefits ug uban pa. animal pwerting inita!!! gabasa lang ilok sa kano, ahak. naa diha dapit fuente na call center. atay nalang.

[rishee]

nag work ko sa pinaka init na call center sa kalibutan before, way klaro benefits ug uban pa. naglagot ko, naghimo nalang kog akoa. karun naa nakoy call center ako.

mao ba? apil ko ana beh...

[gill]

asa diay ka na call center?

pangita nalang ug alin call center ky ma tb ka didto.

[rishee]

asa diay ka na call center?

pangita nalang ug alin call center ky ma tb ka didto.

hehe.. naa ko sa saag na call center. wala pud klaro. ngita ko better oportunities kay miski ma himo nlng kag senior citizen' D JUD KO MA promote dri

[soreal]

napraning ko kadali sa akong cx karon lolz

after building rapport with my cx..
cx: so, where u from?
Me: Philippines, Cebu Philippines.
Cx: uhm, what state is that?
Me: it's not in the U.S, it's in Asia.
Cx: is that near Vermont?
dang!! lolz ok rka sir?

[rambutan]

napraning ko kadali sa akong cx karon lolz

after building rapport with my cx..
cx: so, where u from?
Me: Philippines, Cebu Philippines.
Cx: uhm, what state is that?
Me: it's not in the U.S, it's in Asia.
Cx: is that near Vermont?
dang!! lolz ok rka sir?

hehe.. jugits jud..

[paradukdok]

Callcenter sa IT Park. Ang customer nasuko na sa agent.

Customer: Let me speak to your supervisor.

Agent: Just stay on the line and I’ll be connecting you to somebody who could address your concern.

Customer: Don’t connect me to just a somebody. I want a supervisor!

Agent: Lagi!

[paradukdok]

Agent on the phone talking to a prospect:

Agent: Hi, this is William. I am calling from Las Vegas and my company is ********** and the purpose of this call is to provide you information about our company. Can I have your e-mail address? Oh, so you don’t have an e-mail? Can I have your fax machine instead, so we can send it? Yes Ma’am, your fax machine…HELLO? HELLO?