hahaha. mao2x..
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04-21-2013, 03:15 PM #451Elite Member
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04-25-2013, 12:15 PM #452C.I.A.
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A nerd ask his hot & sexy classmate to have *** w/ him:
NERD: *** ta! Bayran ka nako ug P1000, Paspasan lang nako, ilabay nako ang P1000 sa sal0g, tuwadka samtang gapunit, pagtindog nimo, mana dayon!
SEXY: Tawagan sa nako ako bf if mosugot ba.
(Gitwagan si BF)
BF: sigi sugot ko, dali-a lang pagpunit parawalay mahitabo.
(After 10minutes, BF calls)
BF: Nakuha na nimo ang kwarta?
SEXY: ahhh.. Wa pa! Ahhh! Ahhh!
BF:Ngano man?
SEXY: Tinag piso man!
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04-25-2013, 02:37 PM #453Senior Member
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tuara!......... Originally Posted by westbourne
Pinoy Henyo
"Kutsilyo"
Juan: bagay ba toh?
Pedro: oo!
Juan: Gamit sa kusina?
Pedro: Oo!
Juan: Matalim ba?
Pedro: Oo! Oo!
Juan: Pinanghihiwa ng sibuyas, kamitis, ganuna?
Pedro: Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo!
Juan: Pass!!!
Tawa tawa tawa
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04-27-2013, 11:32 AM #454C.I.A.
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scene tatay himatyon na'ay gi-togon sa iyang anak:
tatay: ahhh, dong..mura'g oras na jud ni nako, pasaylo-a jud ko sa akong mga sala, aarrrgg, (*ubo. ubo)
hala dong, naa lage ko hayag makita..arrggg...ayaw jud tawn ko kalimti ug ampo dong hap?
anak: saba ka diha tay oy, atheist mn ka...
tatay: ay sige na lang gud, karon ra bitaw ni..
hahahaha
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04-27-2013, 06:32 PM #455Junior Member
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Originally Posted by joylove
hahahhaha taya...
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04-27-2013, 06:38 PM #456Junior Member
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Originally Posted by kenjisatto1982
hahahhahha perte nko tawa ani..hahahha
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04-27-2013, 08:11 PM #457Junior Member
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hahahhahaha liki aning mga jokes dri oi... lols
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04-28-2013, 08:42 AM #458Senior Member
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#164 - nice 1
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04-29-2013, 09:01 AM #459
balik2x nmn oi. . kanang bag.o na pd . .
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04-29-2013, 05:22 PM #460C.I.A.
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hahaha..
**Philippine English Malapropisms**
"Don't judge my brother, he is not a book"
"That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives"
"I won't stoop down to my level"
"Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?"
"I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival."
"Sumasakit ang migraine ko."
"Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!"
"I won't change my legs because I'm contented with my long-legged"
When she was referring to Aleck Baldwin, she blurted: Aleck Baldweck (a la Aleck Bovick)
*When I was in college, my lecturer told this to the class-
"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
"You're barking at the wrong dog"
"If others can't, why can't I?"
"This will gonna be fun"
"Time wounds all heels"
"Birds of the same feathers flocks forever"
"Dont you there" (wag ka dyan)
"What do you think of me, just just?" (Anong akala mo sakin, basta-basta?)
"Please be sitted. Have you eaten yourselves?"
"Boys & girls, arrange yourselves twos by twos according to tall"
"I'm getting sophisticated, please open the window"
"What do you take me for ---- granted??"
"Please pass the salt, my hands can't arrive"
"I'll stop speaking in English. From now on, I will just speak in the binocular"
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