OT: Another Atheist Joke! GOD must have a sense of humor! God Bless the Atheists!
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods. "What majestic trees!
What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he continued walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes.
Turning to look, he saw a 7 foot grizzly charging towards him. He ran as
fast as he could up the path. Looking over his shoulder he saw that the
bear was closing in on him. His heart was pumping frantically and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear raising his paw to take a swipe
at him. At that instant the atheist cried out: "Oh my God...";
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
It was then that a bright light shone upon the man and a voice came out of the sky saying: "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps, could you make the BEAR a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice. The light went out. And the sounds of the forest resumed.
And then the bear lowered his paw, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord,bless this food which I am about to receive and for which I am truly
thankful. Amen."
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02-21-2009, 12:22 AM #451
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02-21-2009, 04:03 AM #452Elite Member
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just because you dont see it doesnt mean its not there..
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02-21-2009, 07:57 AM #453Junior Member
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it displays the fact that we're just humans! we need someone who guide through our wicked self... it's our selfishness that lead us from our own beliefs...
sorry, my point is not that clear.
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02-21-2009, 10:37 AM #454Junior Member
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bro, pangitaa kuno sa akong gi sulti if naa ba kay makita nga bogo ang tanang believers... ikaw ray gasulti ana... hehehehe... mao more intelligent ang atheists kay almost all scientists are non-believers and these scientists are all intelligent... without them, you would not be able to type here, they made the pc workn...
Originally Posted by rynzco
Originally Posted by AMD_fan
atheists are more intelligent: AN ABSOLUTE FACT
hahha kataw-anan
nganu mn d.i og motoo og god bro, mabugo d.i? or u mean if motoo ka og god dli ka kaapas sa IQ sa mga atheists?
anyway nice joke buddy
peace at all
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02-21-2009, 10:39 AM #455Junior Member
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you're right, because of its complexity, intelligent persons resist believing these things as they found it simple: NONSENSE Originally Posted by regnauld
Those people who acknowledged the existence of GOD were not necessarily bible believers my friend. They were great models. Einstein was a Jew. Francis Bacon and Isaac Newton were Rosicrucians. Rene Descartes and Leonardo Da Vinci were Catholics but the latter was considered as heretic. These same people had a deep and profound understanding of spirituality and not so much on their religion or dogma my friend.
The argument here was atheists are more intelligent: AN ABSOLUTE FACT which for me is wrong and does not necessarily follow!
I think he has to qualify what it means to be intelligent. Intelligence is very broad and IQ is only one aspect!
FYI: if Einstein believes in "GOD", he would not be able to make a theory that contradicts the existence of God...
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02-21-2009, 10:40 AM #456Can you show to us here statistics that says almost all scientists don't believe in the existence of GoD? Facts please before you conclude. Originally Posted by AMD_fan
And BTW can you please define what is Intelligence for you in your own opinion?
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02-21-2009, 10:51 AM #457Junior Member
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my ultimate proof is google... just search it yourself for your convenience... peace... Originally Posted by pruzchett
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02-21-2009, 10:57 AM #458
Famous Scientists Who Believed in God
Famous Scientists Who Believed in God
Are you saying these people are less intelligent compared to those Atheists who don't believe in GOD?
Belief in God
Is belief in the existence of God irrational? These days, many famous scientists are also strong proponents of atheism. However, in the past, and even today, many scientists believe that God exists and is responsible for what we see in nature. This is a small sampling of scientists who contributed to the development of modern science while believing in God. Although many people believe in a "God of the gaps", these scientists, and still others alive today, believe because of the evidence.
Rich DeemLast edited by regnauld; 02-21-2009 at 11:00 AM.
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02-21-2009, 10:57 AM #459Junior Member
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just visit this link: Nature, "Leading scientists still reject God"* July 23, 1998 Originally Posted by regnauld
Can you show to us here statistics that says almost all scientists don't believe in the existence of GoD? Facts please before you conclude.
And BTW can you please define what is Intelligence for you in your own opinion?
mathematicians has the higher percentage of believing God but only 14%(US)
about 85% scientists disbelief GOD and higher in "greater" scientists...
many theories or some theories of great scientists contradicts the existence of god so i doubt if they really believed in God
so what is intelligence for you?
i know that you know already what intelligence means for me...
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02-21-2009, 11:03 AM #460Intelligence is not what you think it is. Originally Posted by AMD_fan
Are you aware that there are Seven types of Intelligence dodong?
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