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  1. #391

    Quote Originally Posted by dandan68 View Post
    Stewardess: Sa mga pasahero, naka-experience po tayo ng engine failure at konting turbulence. Maaari po tayong mag-crash...

    Sa mga nasa first and business class, ang life vest po ay nasa ilalim ng inyong upuan...

    Sa mga nasa economy, sabayan nyo po ako...

    Aba ginoong maria, napupuno ka ng grasya...


    hahahahahaha

  2. #392
    Quote Originally Posted by MeMing View Post
    grabiha ug iskils aning pinoy samurai oiz! akong nadunggan nga reverse-edge pa gyud to iyang gigamit!
    unsa na batusay? kenshin hemura? waheheheh

  3. #393
    ahaha lignaw oi... nice

  4. #394
    juan ug c pedro-bungi

    juan: pedro unsay tawag anang gisi sa kilid sa palda?
    pedro: ah esh-lit na sha juan
    juan: kanang gisi kilid sa sanina?
    pedro: ah esh-lit ghapon na juan
    juan: ah kanang gisi dapit sa bukton pedro?
    pedro: esh-lit ghapon na juan afan ma abot na hani na sha ako baba, shumbagon na jud tika!

  5. #395
    duha ka bayot nagsuroysuroy

    bayot1: hay yot gikapoi naman kog backless backless yut oi
    bayot2: adah! agwanta lang gud dha gamay yot!
    bayot1: hunong sa yut! hunong!
    bayot2: ha! kay nganu man?
    bayot1: basta hunong sa!
    bayot2: kay nganu gud?
    bayot1: ay da,naka simhot ko ug bunal!
    bayot2: asa goy bunal oi?
    bayot1: bsta naa ra jud di ring dapita!
    bayot2: hilom oi, nanghuy-ab rako bayota ka.

  6. #396
    americano,hapon,koreano ug cebuano naa sa barko na hapit na malunod so they decided to drop some load.



    americano: good bye my IPAD, iPhone, and my Mac Book Airs! They're so common in the States.

    hapon: good bye my precious honda,suzuki,toyota,nissan! They're so common in Japan.

    koreano: good bye nuclear bombs! They're so common in Korea.

    cebuano:
    Spoiler! 
    good bye Koreano! You're so common in Cebu!

  7. #397
    grabeha,.. gihurot jud nako basa from 1st page to 27th page...

    whew!!!!

    nice jokes guys!

  8. #398
    more2x...lingaw kau basahon...

  9. #399
    Quote Originally Posted by aKoToNoh View Post
    Mokabo diay

    Asawa: Kab-i kog tubig kay maligo ko.
    Bana: Pagkabog imo!
    Asawa: Maligo ko kay mag-anah ta.
    Bana: Baldi bi!


    bwahahaha baldi lagi dayon.....
    wehehehe...

  10. #400
    ang katapusan ani kay ta-e

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