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  1. #31

    silence says it all, kay matog man drtsu..hehe

  2. #32
    daghan man gud kalainan bsta mahubog kah..

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    I usually say what I truly feel when I'm drunk. But those were the days.

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    the last time i was drunk was ages ago... i was in a mess blurting out my inner thoughts with this person and regretted the next day for having said those stuffs...

    that's why I don't drink anymore
    "People who love to eat are always the BEST people."
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    in wine there is truth man daw.

    hmft. truth ba oi. mugawas ang pagka.inglishero basta mahubog lageh.
    paet.

  6. #36
    Depende na cguro sa taw ky naa man uban pag mahubog na matug ra daretso. naa pod uban nga perti ka hasol

  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by chemae View Post
    well..well..well.. haven't tried..
    try it then heheheehhe

  8. #38
    Quote Originally Posted by joco_ph View Post
    Just sharing...

    Stage #1 -- Smart

    This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know
    all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will
    listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the
    person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours
    trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an
    interesting argument when both parties are "smart". Two people
    talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows
    anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete
    authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those
    get the opportunity to listen in.

    Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty

    This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking person in
    the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You begin to wink at
    perfect strangers and ask them to dance because of course they had been
    admiring you the whole evening. You are the center of attention, and
    all eyes are directed at you because you are the most beautiful thing on
    the face of the earth. Now keep in mind that you are still smart, so you
    can talk to this person who has been admiring you about any and all
    subjects under the sun.

    Stage #3 -- Rich

    This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You
    can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your bill because you
    surely have an armored truck full of your money parked behind the bar.
    You can also make bets in this stage. Now of course you still know all,
    so you will always win all your bets. And you have no concern for how much
    money you bet because you have all the money in the world. You will
    also begin to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you
    because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person on the
    face of the earth.

    Stage #4 -- Bulletproof

    You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting money
    with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this point you would go up
    to the boyfriend of the woman who had been admiring your beautiful self
    all evening and challenge him to a battle of wits for money. You have
    no worry about loosing this battle of wits because you know all, have all
    the money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that might
    erupt if he looses.

    Stage #5 -- Invisible

    This is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do
    absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get up and
    dance on a table; you can strip down to your underwear, to impress the people
    who have been admiring you all evening, because the rest of the people
    in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person whom
    you have picked a fight with earlier in the evening. You can walk
    through the streets singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are
    still smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything
    of it because they can't see you. All your social inhibitions are
    gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.

    And you certainly won't remember !


    hahaha ka funny

  9. #39
    alcohol just takes away the inhibitions.

  10. #40
    depends ra cguro ni uy..

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