OUCH! complains & suggestions of an angry woman... lolz.

[dumagueteña]

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kaluoy sa mga lake nah di ingon ato. hehehe.

[pringhouls]

mau sumbagon

[etsirkoid]

it sure is painful...hehehe

[yokam]

My rebuttal.. Wala'y mapikon ha

1. Don't imagine you can change a man -
unless he's in diapers.

--> Women change a lot, especially their minds, even in split-second.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?
You shut the door.

--> And don't ever think they'll come back for her. Football are more important for men.

3. If they put a man on the moon -
they should be able to put them all up there.

--> Men prefer to be on the moon in the first place than to be with someone like her in the first place.

4. Never let your man's mind wander -
it's too little to be out alone.

--> Women are insecure?

5. Go for the younger man. You might as
well, they never mature anyway.

--> And men won't go for menopausal women either.

6. Men are all the same -
they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

--> Because men don't wear make-ups so you can't tell them apart. Men are not vain.

7. Definition of a bachelor:
a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

--> A man who lives happily and was able to avoid the misery a woman brings.

8. Women don't make fools of men -
most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

--> Even men have fooled women on this one. Now who's the fool?

9. Best way to get a man to do something
is to suggest he is too old for it.

--> Get him to bed!! It's the only way.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

--> Hell yeah!! Because after marriage women won't fit into men's sight, their growth is sideways. That's nature, that's women

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

--> Ever wonder why women can't find the man of their dreams? Because they look at the wrong places!!

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

--> Did women either? Women are worse, they ask for directions and still get lost. In the past, even in the present, and still will be in the future.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

--> And that's something women should not put their hands into.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

--> Because men's jokes are funny. And don't ever dream of men laughing at women's jokes, they're not laughing at the jokes, they're laughing at her.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

--> And women too, they just don't realize it.

Ayos mga bords?

[shimiyu]

hahaha..

ako lang ma-sulti @yoks... prepare for cover!!! nyahahaha

[yokam]

HAhahah!!!! Hey, no pun intended. Lingaw lingaw lang ni.. Pwerte ra ba daghana mga pikon diri.

[glaeken]

nice rebuttal bro ... waheheheh nalingaw ko

[shaxyra]

hahaha..

ako lang ma-sulti @yoks... prepare for cover!!! nyahahaha

haha

[monrose29]

joshbonz and andch

PLEASE minimize your OFF-TOPIC.... use your PM option for your private conversation..

Thanks

[xtian_hero]

HAhahah!!!! Hey, no pun intended. Lingaw lingaw lang ni.. Pwerte ra ba daghana mga pikon diri.

ok lang brad... naa mi mu back up nimo..
anyway.... nice one!.. hahaha..