For Kebot's sake lets offer words of advice and verses

[kebotDiNaMute]

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Personally, I am not annoyed at your behavior and I don't care about your faith. It's just that most people think that you are not what you claim to be (a christian) kay you single out the atheist a lot that every evil in this world is done by atheists. Murag di man tingali ingon ana ang mga Christians unless you claim as an exception. Aren't you reading your threads that you're bigoting the atheists? Btw, I cannot speak for the atheists and there is no spokesperson for the atheists because we are not an organized religion nor we even have one.

haven't you been asking what have i done to kebot?

[kebotDiNaMute]

for kebot's HAPPINESS.

• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
• It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.

furthermore...with chuck

• The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
• We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
• A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.
• Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
• It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin
• According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
• Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
• Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
• The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"
• When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
• Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
• The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
Occam's Razor says that the simplest answer tends to be the correct one. Norris' Razor involves a flick of the wrist and a Columbian Necktie.
• Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Chuck Norris, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk.
• In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
• Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.

good day kebz.

hahaha is this a Warcraft terminology? hahaha! Welcome LEEROY JENKINS, its been a while.. hahaha! you must be a nub raider.. .hahaha!

[tripwire]

For Kebot's sake lets offer words of advice and verses.

One advice. this whole "atheism" thing is just not healthy for you, quit it.

there is no need to be a keyboard warrior.

[Lovely Charm]

One advice. this whole "atheism" thing is just not healthy for you, quit it.

there is no need to be a keyboard warrior.

Hi sis
my personal opinion sir kebs,,,"Change Oil"

[kebotDiNaMute]

Hi sis
my personal opinion sir kebs,,,"Change Oil"

hahaha! very funny! pla man imo service sis! hehehe! joke ra ha!

[tripwire]

Hi sis
my personal opinion sir kebs,,,"Change Oil"

Hello :

That's a good opinion... that's hilarious

[Lovely Charm]

hahaha! very funny! pla man imo service sis! hehehe! joke ra ha!

im sure you can handle youself kuya kebs, just reminding you po that in times of rigidity it will greatly help if you just create an artificial "heaven experience"

just pray to jesus before doing it, kasi parang mortal sin ba yan sa bible sir kebs? yung mag change oil?

[munzter666]

be like chuck.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

[kebotDiNaMute]

im sure you can handle youself kuya kebs, just reminding you po that in times of rigidity it will greatly help if you just create an artificial "heaven experience"

just pray to jesus before doing it, kasi parang mortal sin ba yan sa bible sir kebs? yung mag change oil?

hahaa! for adults yan... baka may minors dito..

[kebotDiNaMute]

be like chuck.

You know what Chuck Norris is so famous in WOW, you can hear poeple talking about him in the BARRENS... the most famous is LEEROY JENKINS, you might want to check him out!