Asa daw nindut puy-an sa Mindanao?

[nicko_dvo]

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does all these posts make sense?

Relax lang davies107......
There is a loony on a loose cannon in this thread....

We need to contain her or she might put our lives in a terrible danger...

[rocketvision]

uy..ang akong pic nga paso gi-apil

naunsa na man na siya, basin symptoms na nga naka-inom septic tank flavored tap water...hala

[bisayadakoo]

Ngano man gud mag sigue pangutana asa ang bakak!? tsk..tsk.tsk...
Lisod lagi ning nituo na sa iyang kaugalingong bakak bah, wa na kabalo kun asa ang tinuod sa bakak....

Unya bai, ngano gud mo gunit ko sa imong itlog nga duna man koy akoang itlog?? Unya usa pa bai, ikaw gani mismo maglisod ka gunit sa imohang itlog tungod sa kagamay, imoha pa gyud ipanghinambog sa lain?

Na hala bai, nagpa blondie baya ko niadtung una pero ambot kung gorgeous ba ko sa tan-aw sa uban pero basin pud kay duha man akong dungan nabuntisan kaniadto...

Pero Bai, balikbalikon ko sa maka usa pa, dili lagi ko mo patol ug parehas nako nga duna pud itlog gabitay bai, bisan gamay pa na imong itlog, di gyud mahimo nga mo patol ko nimo basin kilatan unya kos ginoo.

Dili man sa homophobic ko bai, di lang gyud ko 'nahan ug same-same bai, mao pasensiya kana bai kung duna ka man pagnanasa sa akoa. Didto nalang sa kang domestic_helper na ilingi imong gahidwaos nga pagbati kay tan-aw ko man medyo dunay gamay pud ni si DH.

In over 2 decades on this planet, wala pa gyud ko nakakita ug "Straight Male" nga mag-color sa iyang buhok.
Magpa -Blonde daw siya

Bisan unsaon nimo na ug color imong buhok dili gyud na ma-improve imong appearance.
Pag-bantay gyud anang color2x kay kung ma-ala-an ka sa Donkey!!!
Abi sa Donkey nga babae ka kay ang imong manhood pareho man kadako sa "silli Kolikot"

Basin ingnon ka sa Donkey nga ...bend over Pogingpogi...

Unya dili ka pwede mo-gamit sa word "Gorgeous" sa male nga gender.
Kay para ra kana sa female nga gender.
You can use it if you are a Transvestite, Gay, or Fag

You can come out the closet now.
Don't be shy.


cheers,
Bisaya Dako

[Helper_finder]

Good day bros., juts received an email this morning coming from my foreign employer. advising me to process my travel documents and prepare my credentials.
Im leaving our beloved country for a while. To face a challenging project abroad. I cannot continue monitoring and joining conversations in istorya.net. since ang atong day is night man didto and kapoy sad after work. I prefer resting after work and save energy for the next day.

For the davawenos, nicko_davao,rocketvision,pogingpogi and bogo.
Thank you bros. Nalingaw kaayo ko sa atong mga away-away. Pero wagyud ko kasuko ninyo bsan gamay. Btaw nindot man sad inyo city mga bros. Pero d gyud malikayan nga ma irritate ko maka basa sa uban ninyo post ba. Pasensaya lang. Hehe. I hope wa sad mo masuko naku. Lingaw-lingaw lang pawa laay ba while waiting sa advise sa ako boss. Dili lang ko mo sorry mga bros. Ha. since naa man sad mo mga bad words g buhian against me. Ok lang lingaw-lingaw ra gud oi.. don’t take it seriously.
rocketvision, lets play red alert online bro., adto ta mag away didto. hehehe joke. btaw play unya ta. i heard naa na RA3. practice unya ko.


For my allies. Davies107,bisayadakoo and prangka.
Mga bros. Continue defending our CDO.

Adios mi amigos. Asta lavista.
My gf is also from zamboanga city, Mindanao japun.

Helper_finder logging out

[bisayadakoo]

Aguy, kasakit ba anang imong gipang post nga article bogo!

Kanang gipanghambog ni BISDAK nga class 3 rapid sa CDO ba, mura ug parehas ra sa kakusog sa balod sa akong waterbed kun naa akong uyab.

Grabe sad kaayo ka bai, maka-himo man ka ug Class 3 rapid sa waterbed.
Is your uyab tambok diay kaayo? Or both of you are Fatso?

How much do you weigh?
Do you have a weight problem?

If you have a weight problem, then I can help you on that thru whitewater sports.
Here is the procedure;

1) I'm gonna ask you to swim from your place to the mouth of the CDO river.
Ask your boyfriend to come along.
I know it's a long way but that's the only method to get rid of your Fat backside.
If you don't know where to find the CDO river mouth. then here is the Google map coordinates;

cagayan de oro - Google Maps

If you have problems locating that, then I can lend you my handheld Magellan GPS.
It should not be a problem...

Don't worry about bouyancy on the long distance swim. Your Fat backside should be able to handle that.

2) PM me once you get to the CDO river mouth so that I can meet you down there as your whitewater guide.
I'll hire a whitewater kayak from kayakdomain.com. It should not be a problem.

3) Then you start swimming upstream while I kayak with you as a guide. My kayaking friends maybe coming along. So don't be shy of your Fat backside.

Our first objective is to get to the Old Carmen Bridge. That's about 4.3km from the mouth of CDO river.
Don't worry, it should be a peice of cake for you. Because you came from the "best city in RP"

Once we get to the Old Carmen bridge, we will take a rest. But if you insist on keep moving then we'll try to keep up with you.

4) About 1 km from the Old Carmen Bridge is the last rapids of the CDO river system.
So the current would be a bit stronger starting from the Old Carmen Bridge.
But it should not be a problem for your. You can use your Fat backside as bouyancy.

5) From the last rapids to the Taguanao Bridge is about 6.5km.
This is the beginners section for whitewater kayaking. The rafting is different.
But you will not be kayaking upstream because you are so Fat.
The kayak can only handle up to 120kg (bigger models)/100kg (smaller models).
So dili ka pwede. You gonna have to swim upstream using you Fat backside as bouyancy.

6) I'm pretty sure that once you get to Taguanao Bridge swimming upstream,
your Fat backside will start to disappear.

7) Then you have to swim upstream to Kabula...

8 then you have to swim upstream to Mambuaya...

9) If you continue swimming upstream then your Fat backside will completely disappear
once you get to Ugyaban put-in.

So that's my advice to you to save your waterbed.


cheers,
Bisaya Dako

"While it was Cagayan de Oro, in the north of the island, that led the way..." --- Action Asia Magazine

[davies107]

@Helper_finder, cge ayu ayu kung asa man ka dal-on sa imong kapalaran, hik hik hik. if need mo janitor or bisag unsa na position sa trabaho, msg me lang kay mo dawat ko, hik hik hik. ingat didto and always put God first in everything you do.


@bisayadakoo, lingaw kaau ko sa imo post, hik hik hik... you made my day, katawa ko dah! i need that advice also kay dugay nko wala ka exercise, medyo gi lumot na ako ka-ugatan, cge lang work for almost 8 hours a day looking at the monitor. sigh***

[bisayadakoo]

@Helper_finder, cge ayu ayu kung asa man ka dal-on sa imong kapalaran, hik hik hik. if need mo janitor or bisag unsa na position sa trabaho, msg me lang kay mo dawat ko, hik hik hik. ingat didto and always put God first in everything you do.


@bisayadakoo, lingaw kaau ko sa imo post, hik hik hik... you made my day, katawa ko dah! i need that advice also kay dugay nko wala ka exercise, medyo gi lumot na ako ka-ugatan, cge lang work for almost 8 hours a day looking at the monitor. sigh***

bai, wala man gud koy ligaw karon...wala man ang bossing..

@Helper_finder, ayo ayo bai.


cheers,
Bisaya Dako

[chang]

i'll go for davao.

[prangKa]

@Helper_finder: ciao! pasalubong ha hehe

ad2 na pud ko magtambay sa spirituality and occult uy. balik2x nmn storya dri na thread.

[davies107]

@Helper_finder: ciao! pasalubong ha hehe

ad2 na pud ko magtambay sa spirituality and occult uy. balik2x nmn storya dri na thread.

didto baya ko na addict sa spirituality and occult tung bago pako sa istorya.. hik hik hik... grabe debate dadto oi, lol....

@Helper_finder pasalubong diay ha... asa diay ka padulong?

@bisayadakoo ako sab wala lingaw pero busy kaau ko, daghan pending work, diversion ko ning istorya if laayan nko sa work... malingaw man pud ko, mabuhi ako dugo, hik hik hik