Originally Posted by
Pein
toinks! maayog nabuhi mi sa panahon sa Genesis nga Christian Era naman karon...sablay ka day...
hahayz faetz baya...cge continue pa daw...
aw unsa d ay nyors pinili ra d ay ang inyong tuhu-an sa bible?
bwahahaha are u cheryos? are u meking me lap?
round of applause to the mighty pein!!!!!!!!!!!
Matthew
- Those who bear bad fruit will be cut down and burned "with unquenchable fire." 3:10, 12
- Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn't the slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. 5:17
- Jesus recommends that to avoid sin we cut off our hands and pluck out our eyes. This advice is given immediately after he says that anyone who looks with lust at any women commits adultery. 5:29-30
- Jesus says that most people will go to hell. 7:13-14
- Those who fail to bear "good fruit" will be "hewn down, and cast into the fire." 7:19
- "The children of the kingdom [the Jews] shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth." 8:12
- Jesus tells a man who had just lost his father: "Let the dead bury the dead." 8:21
- Jesus sends some devils into a herd of pigs, causing them to run off a cliff and drown in the waters below. 8:32
- Cities that neither "receive" the disciples nor "hear" their words will be destroyed by God. It will be worse for them than for Sodom and Gomorrah. And you know what God supposedly did to those poor folks (see Gen.19:24). 10:14-15
- Families will be torn apart because of Jesus (this is one of the few "prophecies" in the Bible that has actually come true). "Brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death." 10:21
Mark
- Jesus explains why he speaks in parables: to confuse people so they will go to hell. 4:11-12
- Jesus sends devils into 2000 pigs, causing them to jump off a cliff and be drowned in the sea. When the people hear about it, they beg Jesus to leave. 5:12-13
- Any city that doesn't "receive" the followers of Jesus will be destroyed in a manner even more savage than that of Sodom and Gomorrah. 6:11
- Jesus criticizes the Jews for not killing their disobedient children as required by Old Testament law. (See Ex.21:15, Lev.20:9, Dt.21:18-21) 7:9-10
- If you're ashamed of Jesus, he'll be ashamed of you. (And you'll go straight to hell.) 8:38
- Jesus tells us to cut off our hands and feet, and pluck out our eyes to avoid going to hell. 9:43-49
- Jesus says that those that believe and are baptized will be saved, while those who don't will be damned. 16:16