Page 3031 of 3045 FirstFirst ... 302130283029303030313032303330343041 ... LastLast
Results 30,301 to 30,310 of 30441
  1. #30301

    Quote Originally Posted by locker_kyo View Post
    Hello heavenly blessed beauty whose beauty is as timeless as those of the great pyramids. I would do battle with a group of hippopotamus with nothing more than a hand carved shank from a saudi arabian oil sheik, jump into a pirahna infested river with two rhinoceros beetles gnawing my testicles, and dive to the depths of the challenger deep with nothing but sarah jessica parkers queef's as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with you over skype on a dial up internet connection.
    songgo oi

    mo-passsssssssss ko

  2. #30302
    lisod.. kay wala may profile pic or avatar..hmmmm

  3. #30303
    Quote Originally Posted by locker_kyo View Post
    lisod.. kay wala may profile pic or avatar..hmmmm
    ayay ka hahahahahahahahahahaha

    OnT:

    passssssssss - bisan naa pay avatar

  4. #30304
    Quote Originally Posted by larisse View Post
    ayay ka hahahahahahahahahahaha

    OnT:

    passssssssss - bisan naa pay avatar
    Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose( brb using imagination since no avatar and profile pic lmao). The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

  5. #30305
    Quote Originally Posted by locker_kyo View Post
    Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose( brb using imagination since no avatar and profile pic lmao). The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
    makapangita man pud ta'g best picture nato ani oi

    pero passssssssssssssss lang gyapon ha

  6. #30306
    cge manig syag pass uy di mani tagay hahaha

    mu pass nalang sad ko kay na hurot na akong english kunohay..ahaha
    Last edited by locker_kyo; 07-06-2016 at 10:25 PM.

  7. #30307
    Senior Member jon's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Gender
    Male
    Posts
    642
    oy...pass lang ko ......proceed plsss

  8. #30308
    pass lang sa.

  9. #30309
    If there was a nuclear apocalypse where only Jessica Alba and I survived and we were tasked with repopulating the world I would kill myself rather than force myself to fornicate with her because I know that our offspring would look like leprosy stricken monstrosities compared to the potential ones that could be made by a heavenly blessed beauty like yourself

  10. #30310
    pass oy gisunggo ko

  11.    Advertisement

Similar Threads

 
  1. Replies: 130
    Last Post: 03-09-2016, 06:55 PM
  2. What if Na.Crush ka sa imong close friend?
    By Shane.Chan in forum "Love is..."
    Replies: 73
    Last Post: 10-01-2015, 05:09 PM
  3. Replies: 1658
    Last Post: 01-28-2012, 09:59 AM
  4. What if new gf sa ex- nimo is your friend?
    By GOthique in forum Relationships (Old)
    Replies: 40
    Last Post: 01-04-2011, 12:18 AM
  5. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 12-18-2009, 10:19 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
about us
We are the first Cebu Online Media.

iSTORYA.NET is Cebu's Biggest, Southern Philippines' Most Active, and the Philippines' Strongest Online Community!
follow us
#top