Favorite Movie Lines

[pazuzu690]

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justin is taking a shower and brian joins him unannounced...

justin: you scared me!

brian: relax! it's not that kind of a bath scene!

from QAF

[LanFear]

Frodo: I wish none of this ever happened.
Gandalf: So do all who have come to see such times. But it is not for us to decide. Sometimes what we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

LOTR FOTR

[following Gollum, walking down the path]
Sam: I wonder if we'll ever be put into songs or tales.
Frodo: [turns around] What?
Sam: I wonder if people will ever say, 'let's hear about Frodo and the Ring.' And they'll say 'yes, that's one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn't he, Dad?' 'Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that's saying a lot.'
Frodo: [continue walking] You've left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam.
[Frodo stops and turns to Sam]
Frodo: Frodo wouldn't have got far without Sam.
Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn't make fun; I was being serious.
Frodo: So was I.

LOTR TTT

Denethor: Is there a captain here who still has the courage to do his lord's will?
Faramir: You wish now that our places had been exchanged... that I had died and Boromir had lived.
Denethor: Yes.
[whispering]
Denethor: I wish that.
Faramir: Since you are robbed of Boromir... I will do what I can in his stead.
[Bows and turns to leave]
Faramir: If I should return, think better of me, Father.
Denethor: That will depend on the manner of your return.

LOTR ROTK

[irangejuice]

southpark: Eric Cartman's mom.

Eric: Maaaaam kitty's being a *****

Cartman's Mom: Well, i know a certain kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight.

[KiNoSHITaLiT3]

can't u see? m a little bit BUSY here?

-robin hood
(shrek movie)

[KiNoSHITaLiT3]

onion boy!

-donkey
(chrek movie)

[annais]

"sometimes i wish i had never met you because then i could go to sleep at night not knowing there was someone like you out there." Dr. Lambeau, Good Will Hunting

[wikerfish]

"tuberculosis finished us off"

--- the others.

[aes sedai]

Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your ***** inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, you're never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine! Goddamnit Matt! I swear to God if you don't f*ck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! F*ck her for me! For me!

Girl Next Door (2004)

[shichiru]

b-e-a utiful!!!

Bruce Almighty

[caffeinated]

"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
- Airplane!

"Doctor, can you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?"
"I'm sorry, I don't do impressions. My training is in Psychiatry."
- Airplane II: The Sequel

"What's your name?"
"Well, my name is Jim. But most people call me... Jim."
- Blazing Saddles

"Where you headed, cowboy?"
"Nowhere special."
"Nowhere special... I always wanted to go there.."
- Blazing Saddles

"I came to Casablanca for the waters."
"The waters? What waters? We're in the desert."
"I was misinformed."
- Casablanca