AMERICAN-JAPANESE-PINOY COMPETITION jokes here.. post yours hehe

[borjyborj]

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hahaha! naa pa ko usa pa astigay og tae. (please excuse the word, kailangan man jud sa story)


american: (hubo brief, gikuha ang tae og gilabay sa pader!) bannngggg!
nag porma man og flower!
audience: clap! clap! clap!
japanese: (hubo shorts, kuhag tae, labay pud sa pader!) baaaannnggg!!
tulo ka buwak,ni porma or "heaven-month-earth" na arrangement!
audience: wooohooo! clap! clap! clap!
pinoy: (hubo brief, labay tae sa pader, natagak lang kalit)
audience: booo! boooo!
pinoy, huwat sa, tan-aw mo!
(og sa dihang ni katkat ang tae! naa diay bitok!)
audience: gubot!

[redman69]

contest padaghanay og anak:

host: please welcome, america!
american: i have 12 sons and 6 daughters!
audience: clap! clap! clap!
host: our second contestant is from japan!
japanese: i have 12 sons and 12 daughters! beat that!
audience: clap! clap! clap! wohoooooo! clap! clap! clap!
host: our last contestant is from the philippines!
(barog tanang audience...)
audience: daddy! daddy! daddy!



whappak!

That is a good joke!

[geo_cyso]

lingawa ani oi...

[i_am_fairy]

haha ang walang kamatayan na competition sa mga amaw
here's mine:

nagkontest ug panindotay ug bonsai (small version sa kahoy)
American: my bonsai is the great California Redwood, the largest tree in the world!
Audience: weeeee *clap clap*
Japanese: my bonsai is da cherry blossoms, soo beutipul! har har
Audience: woowwww *clap clap*
Pinoy: my bonsai is the mango tree..
Audience: booo!!!
Pinoy: wait.. *giuyog ang tree, naay nahulog*
Agta: ataya oi natug pa unta ko grrrrrrrr
LMAO

let me hear yours.. hahaha atay.. laugh trip na!

hahaaha..naa juy agta sa bonsai mango tree...

[balolot]

padak.anay ug B*LAT

japanese : g sud ang lingkoranan. (pak pak mga tao)

american : iyang g sud ang table sa iyang B*LaT ( na shock mga tao impress kau cla, perting pak2)

Pinoy : Natinga ang mga tao ni ngit2 stadium, (g sud di sa iyang b*lat ang stadium ) nyakkk

kuyawa jud sa pinay oui...

[borjyborj]

hahaha! post sad mo inyong walang kamatayang america vs. japan vs. phils jokes!

[boiz]

3 ka barkada american, japanese ug pinoy kasugat ug genie.

american: (pinoy version) pwede mo wish?
genie: okay, wish lang.
american: gusto ko mouli sa amoa (sabay tudlo sa layo). wagtang dayon ang american.
japanese: gusto sad ko uli amoa sa japan. (wish granted dayon kawagtang)
genie: ikaw pinoy unsa man imo wish??
pinoy: naglibog nangawot sa ulo. hmm, pabalika lang to sila diri be kay ako ra usa.
(granted: balik dayon ang american ug japanese)

[im_ur_girl1984]

contest padaghanay og anak:

host: please welcome, america!
american: i have 12 sons and 6 daughters!
audience: clap! clap! clap!
host: our second contestant is from japan!
japanese: i have 12 sons and 12 daughters! beat that!
audience: clap! clap! clap! wohoooooo! clap! clap! clap!
host: our last contestant is from the philippines!
(barog tanang audience...)
audience: daddy! daddy! daddy!



whappak!

lingaw au ko ani..wahahahhaha

good job! good job!

[borjyborj]

lingaw au ko ani..wahahahhaha

good job! good job!

thanks! post sad mo diri.

[fieldygabs]

hahahaha... paytera... mingaw nako ani mga jokes da...