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  1. #21

    hmm send it to trace.. hehe

  2. #22
    what if ang bullet ni lapos sa pikas side sa head then accidentally hit the rewind button..

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by xave View Post
    A man was found murdered on Sunday morning. His wife immediately called the police. The police questioned the wife and staff and got these alibis:

    The Wife said she was sleeping.
    The Cook was cooking breakfast.
    The Gardener was picking vegetables.
    The Maid was getting the mail.
    The Butler was cleaning the closet.

    The police instantly arrested the murderer.

    Who's the assassin?
    the wife?
    off man sa staff kay sunday man...?

  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by GOKOU View Post
    the wife?
    off man sa staff kay sunday man...?
    mao jud.. ang wife kay ang mga katabang, ni.ad2 man og Plaza Independencia, nag.iskit2x kay sunday gud..

  5. #25
    cool...hehehe

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by xave View Post
    hmmm.. mayuha oi.. hehe..

    next: crime scene

    Crime scene: In a condo unit, a dead man with a gun in one of his hands and a recorder on the other. A gunshot through his head. No sign of violence. The detective in charge took the recorder and played it " I am tired of my life.. I wanna die!" *gunshot* The detective askd "Is this his voice?" The deadman’s roommate replied "yes" The detective said " we must find the murderer"

    How did the detectvie know it was murder not suicide?


    it was a murder maybe because imposible kaau nga di mabuhian sa victim either ang recorder or ang gun. the killer thought that in order to make it look like a suicide iya gipahimutang ang gun og ang recorder sa kamot sa victim. the murderer may have a grudge against the victim before and had been following him and the recording may be made in one of those frustrated moments of the victim. anything is possible.

  7. #27
    bitaw.... gunshot through his head.. nagrecord pa unta to ang recorder until mahurot ang tape...

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by xave View Post
    hmmm.. mayuha oi.. hehe..

    next: crime scene

    Crime scene: In a condo unit, a dead man with a gun in one of his hands and a recorder on the other. A gunshot through his head. No sign of violence. The detective in charge took the recorder and played it " I am tired of my life.. I wanna die!" *gunshot* The detective askd "Is this his voice?" The deadman’s roommate replied "yes" The detective said " we must find the murderer"

    How did the detectvie know it was murder not suicide?

    ingon sa victim, "I WANNA DIE!"..
    kung magpakamatay siya, dili na niya kailangan isulti ana.. hehehe

  9. #29
    ang police mao assasin hehe

  10. #30
    sosyal pud xa mag suicide oi..recorder jud diay...dapat letter lang toh.. and i think psychologically if someone wants to die...he wouldn't be telling anyone...

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