"Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
can you substitute my 'x'?"
"Magaling ka ba sa algebra?
can you substitute my 'x'?"
"Pinaglihi kaba sa keyboard?
kasi type kita."
get it! get it! heheheh
hindi ako si superman hindi rin si batman.. i'm your man
hahahha
apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Kani ang pinaka grabe:
Ikaw: Pwede idelete na lang tika sa facebook?
Victim: Why?
Ikaw: Di mn gud ko ganahan nga friends ra ta...
Everything in you is perfect. There is just on thing i would change in you... your last name.![]()
You: How much does a polar bear weight?
Victim: How much?
You: Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm [insert name here], do you have a name or is it ok to call you mine?
babae: mora jud kag tae.!
lAlaki: cge panaway jud
babae: wala pa gani ko na human....
mora jud kag tae,,, dili nako pwede duwaan...
atooot baya!
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