Best jokes ever..

[stuart]

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A guy got inside the C.R. and sat on the throne when the guy in the other cubicle said:
“pre kumusta naka?”
He hesitantly answred, “ah ok lng”
The guy asked again, “unsay gibuhat nimo diha?”
He answered “na libang”,
Then the guy said,
“Pre, tawag ko ug usab unya kay naay amaw cgeg 2bag sa kilid!

nyahahaha

[pinkerton]

"ang COMFORTER"AMO: Inday, ilipat ang comforter sa kwarto. INDAY: San ko ilagay kuya? AMO: Ipatong mo lang sa kama Maya-maya... . INDAY: Andun na po. Sinama ko na rin ang frenter at iskaner... :=)

askang bogoa. hahahahahahahahahaha

[kenjisatto1982]

Boy: Day,para kang typewriter
Girl: <gikilig ang boang> kay type ko nimu?
Boy: Dili uy... Imung simud mura man gud ug Ribbon... itom...

...
katawa sad mo uy....nyehehe...

weeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[westbourne]

"Orange"

Bintot: Bai! Kabalo baka katong pag-High School nako ako ang kinamaayuhan sa spelling? Wala jud bisag isa nakalupig nako.

Polyo: Aw mao bah! Ngilngiga ba gud diay mo. Sige daw kung maayu kaayu ka spell "Orange" daw?

Bintot: Asa ato bai katong prutas o color?



Butanggeeeeeee tawa tawa tawa

[Elvis]

Eto para matakam kau,

[regan4us]

PROMDI: Lam ko promdi lang ako kaya wag mo kong lolokohin! Bakit ganito ang kwarto ko?!?! Maliit, wala pang kama at bintana..... ha?!?!
ROOMBOY: Sir, nasa elevator pa lang po tayo...

wahahahhaha ahaka ani oi

[ditzSF]

hahaha ataya

[ditzSF]

Bakit pa tinawag na “2nd Home” ang School kung bawal rin Matulog?

[jedophiledotph]

PASPAS ANG PANAHON

Kurang(nag trabaho na sa Amerika) : Badong pa, msta naman ka. Tambok gihapon?
Badong : Tambok? unsa na? Mura nako si Derek Ramsay ron Darling Kurang
Kurang : Aw maayo hinuon. Ang atong multicab msta naman?
Badong : Aw BMW na darling.
Kurang : wow. Unya ang atong carenderia msta naman dong?
Badong : Aw usa na sa sikat nga restaurant diri sa sugbo darling
Kurang : Hay kalipay ko gayud Badong, ang atong duha ka anak msta naman?
Badong : Lima na Kurang.


hahaha. katawa taaa!

[Gone_rouge]

Ma'am / Sir,

I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee effective
today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to
personal reasons, I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you
and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me
during my stay in Your company.

Yours Truly,
Inday

Sulat ni inday nang umalis sya sa dati nyang amo =P ... lufeeeet !!!



1) I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the
use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute
significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity,
productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can
offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!

2) Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well
engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium
with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.

3) The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased
amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and
those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.

4) Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.

5) "It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can
only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational
institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.

6) Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking
havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the
gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was
heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)

7) Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages
and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be
inflicted upon you!
- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.

Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but
because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay.
Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand
you for doing so.
- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.

9) AMO: Inday, Bakit mo bineneta ung sirang silya?
INDAY: I computed the chair?s fair value less cost to sell and the
value in use using projections for 5 years at a pretax discount rate.
Accordingly, the value in use is lower, so I decided to sell the chair.
This is in accordance with PAS 18-Revenue, PAS 16-Property, Plant, &
Equipment, and PAS 36 on Impairment of Assets.
AMO: (Hinimatay)

hehe nindot ni nga thread dah..more pa dha