You Know You're Filipino When...

[jerx d great]

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kung mokaon kag balot ug buwad!!

[mango]

instead of saying 'I beg your pardon' - a pinoy will say " Hah? "
instead of saying 'one moment please' - a pinoy will say " for a while"
instead of saying 'restroom' or ' toilet' - a pinoy will say " CR "
instead of saying 'tissue paper' - a pinoy will say " kleenex "
instead of saying 'brush your teeth' - a pinoy will say "mag toothbrush ka na"
instead of saying 'Mercedes Benz' - a pinoy will say "chedeng"
instead of saying 'turn on or turn off the lights' - a pinoy will say " open or close the lights"
instead of saying 'to go' - a pinoy will say " take out"
A Pinoy will have a toothpick dangling between his lips long after he's eaten a meal.
A Pinoy will pick his nose in public.
A Pinoy will say ' Maau' if Bisaya or "Tao Po' if he's Tagalog when knocking on someone's door.
A Pinoy will call the waiter 'Boss' or 'Brod' -
And finally a Pinoy will respond to a " Pssssssst" or " Hoy "

Mabuhay ang Pinoy !

[maibe]

og kabalo ka mo kaon og GG

[hera_82]

You know you're Filipino when:

.. magbula imo baba if mag-toothbrush ka!

[nolex]

^^^ ako dili lagi?.. dili d i ko pinoy?..

kun hilig kag rabbit..

[boobadoll]

you know when you're a filipino when you have 3 cellphones... 1 for smart one for globe and one for sun and mahilig ka pasa-load, share-a-load, 24/7 at pa unli... marami ka katext at mahilig ka magtext...

[jd_iceblizzard]

Kung ang tawag sa mga sakyanan nga nabuild-up sa road kay TRAFFIC..

[maibe]

og kabalo ka tambling una ang kili kili

[mango]

When someone asks you for directions, and you use your lips to point - then you're definitely Pinoy !

[ah-het-po]

I know I am a filipino cuz I point at something with my lips instead of using a finger.
example:
One day, I was cleaning the microwave. My son came in the kitchen and asked if I saw his pokemon cards. Since I was busy so I just pointed with my lips towards where his cards were. My son's response? He kissed me on the lips.I laughed so hard when I told my son that I was pointing at where his cards were located. My son said;" well, Mom I don't get it why you have to use your lips to point at something. How do I know whether you are pointing at something or you just want a kiss from me." Sus, pinay gyud gihapon ko bisan unsa pa ko kadugay na wa na magpuyo sa pinas.proud to be a pinay!