MERGED: North Korea Rocket Test

[DEMONOCIETY]

---

sus adto pana gipahimo sa opon lupad unta na

[rodsky]

UP physicist: Govt overreacting to North Korea rocket | GMA News Online | The Go-To Site for Filipinos Everywhere

-RODION

[leonell]

North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

The Spoof : North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure funny satire story

North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the presidential palace.

Initial findings suggest the rocket lost navigational control and eventually broke apart. North Korea swore a retaliatory attack is eminent in the next few days.

The Philippines has denied the accusation but has extended its DEFCON 1 alert status in anticipation of Pyongyang's next move.

The Philippine Navy reassured that all possible scenarios have been taken into account. According to the Philippine Navy, about ten thousand Philippine Navy SEALS or commandos are now strategically positioned deep under the sea around North Korea.



These Navy SEALS or commandos crawled on the seabed from the Philippine's northern island of Luzon to North Korean sea. They are there as our occupational force should Pyongyang make a stupid move, says Philippine President Aquino.

[orochimaru700]

but ^ ^ ^

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

[leonell]

^ I doubted so too.

[porbidaman]

the parts used in creating the rocket could be from China

[ain]

OT: Hahaha thank you so much Bro Lodyl, ur such my number FAN in the "LIKE BUTTON" mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[DEMONOCIETY]

N.Korea rocket launch fails, S.Korea says - Yahoo! News Philippines



no further description required.

maayo untag maingon ana bitaw unya maunay ilang campo sussss kadako jud nakong kalipay

[ain]

North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

The Spoof : North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure funny satire story

North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the presidential palace.

Initial findings suggest the rocket lost navigational control and eventually broke apart. North Korea swore a retaliatory attack is eminent in the next few days.

The Philippines has denied the accusation but has extended its DEFCON 1 alert status in anticipation of Pyongyang's next move.

The Philippine Navy reassured that all possible scenarios have been taken into account. According to the Philippine Navy, about ten thousand Philippine Navy SEALS or commandos are now strategically positioned deep under the sea around North Korea.



These Navy SEALS or commandos crawled on the seabed from the Philippine's northern island of Luzon to North Korean sea. They are there as our occupational force should Pyongyang make a stupid move, says Philippine President Aquino.

Ma tinuod o ma dili.. Ma fictitious o ma dili kay dili na gani mi kaagwanta anang LAUNCH2x ninyo korea-ha mo kay tirahan sad jud mo namo og KIMCHI nga TAE og mo bulls eye sa inyong mga baba. Ah syaro d kaha magbuwa2x inyo baba.. nawa mahunong gyud ng launch2x ninyo sa wala damha

[johnjob]

surplus man guro to Raketa hehehe